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Old 03-06-2014, 02:52 PM  
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Scientists Build Orgasm Machine For Women
CHARLOTTE, N.C. (CBS Charlotte) – Scientists have patented a new machine that will provide orgasms for women at the push of a button.

A little smaller than a packet of cigarettes, the machine is designed to be a medical implant that uses electrodes to trigger an orgasm. The device would help some women who suffer from orgasmic dysfunction.

During the operation, a patient would remain conscious so that a surgeon could correctly pinpoint the right nerves to fit the electrodes in a patient’s spinal cord. Then, a signal generator would be connected which would be most likely implanted under the skin of a patient’s buttocks.

Stuart Meloy, a surgeon at Piedmont Anesthesia and Pain Consultants in Winston-Salem, N.C., came up with idea by accident.

“I was placing the electrodes and suddenly the woman started exclaiming emphatically,” he said to Newscientist. “I asked her what was up and she said, ‘You’re going to have to teach my husband to do that’.”

Meloy explained that the idea is that orgasms could happen at the push of a button when the implant could be triggered by a hand-held remote control.

However, he explained the treatment is intended to be used in the most serious of orgasmic dysfunction cases because the device is as invasive as a pacemaker.

Medical trials will be conducted by a Minneapolis-based company later this year.
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Old 03-06-2014, 04:23 PM   #46
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I actually wonder how many men put giving their female an orgasm at the top of the list when commencing intercourse.
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I actually wonder how many men put giving their female an orgasm at the top of the list when commencing intercourse.
Depends: married or single...
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I actually wonder how many men put giving their female an orgasm at the top of the list when commencing intercourse.

I do. I think men on average are absurdly shortsighted when it comes to this. The more you give, the more you'll get.
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Both.
Completely different.

Marriage goes in phases. Highs and lows. Better and worse.

Single requires a person (mostly male) to be at the top of their game every at bat...
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I do. I think men on average are absurdly shortsighted when it comes to this. The more you give, the more you'll get.
Unfortunately there are men that can't. Thus did we invent the fake. To get you the hell off of us. AAs definition of insanity involves doing something over and over again expecting a different result. The intrinsic nature of a man to fix things is uncomfortable at times. Especially when he sucks.

Appreciate the fake, guys.
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I do. I think men on average are absurdly shortsighted when it comes to this. The more you give, the more you'll get.
Indeed. Kind of, well, creepy, but my mother actually impressed the importance of the female orgasm upon my brothers and I when we were becoming adolescent. I actually knew guys in high school who weren't even aware that females could have orgasms...
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Completely different.

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Unfortunately there are men that can't. Thus did we invent the fake. To get you the hell off of us. AAs definition of insanity involves doing something over and over again expecting a different result. The intrinsic nature of a man to fix things is uncomfortable at times. Especially when he sucks.

Appreciate the fake, guys.

No fakes here. If she can't she can't, which can definitely happen from time to time. Faking it merely causes confusion about what works and what doesn't.

Women aren't as easy as men when it comes to orgasm, but trial and error and imagination and understanding certain basic facts (most women can't come from penetration alone), etc., and you can definitely understand causes and effects, and use them to (great) advantage.
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Appreciate the fake, guys.
And there's the dishonesty women despise.

There are exceptions: you ****ing ruined your foot at work and it's so sore you can't think and yet you relent and....just......whatever....just.....JUST already.

I get that.
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