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Darwin of the year
http://bigstory.ap.org/article/069f1...-his-head-dies
3234 CALAIS, Maine (AP) — A young man who was drinking and celebrating the Fourth of July tried to launch a firework off the top of his head, fatally injuring himself, authorities said Sunday. Devon Staples and his friends had been drinking and setting off fireworks Saturday night in the backyard of a friend's home in the small eastern Maine city of Calais, said Stephen McCausland, a spokesman for the state Department of Public Safety. Staples, 22, of Calais, placed a fireworks mortar tube on his head and set it off, he said. The firework exploded, killing Staples instantly, McCausland said. |
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07-05-2015, 11:03 AM | #2 |
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Feels like a Florida story.
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07-05-2015, 11:06 AM | #3 |
Sprinkle in some Mahomes
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Q BOOM
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07-05-2015, 11:08 AM | #4 |
Damnit Peg
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He was first.. I was the Q violator...
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07-05-2015, 11:10 AM | #5 |
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If only fireworks were legal everyday
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07-05-2015, 11:13 AM | #6 |
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If only this happened more.
Natural selection has been getting lazy when it comes to the human race. |
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07-05-2015, 12:14 PM | #7 |
Bolton gonna knock you out
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07-05-2015, 12:25 PM | #8 |
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Why?
Just.....why? I know drinking was involved, but still......WHY!?!?! |
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07-05-2015, 12:51 PM | #9 |
Keep doubting J MFing Houston
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Enter at you own risk: Oh, and make sure you have the volume up
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07-05-2015, 04:45 PM | #11 |
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Why KU icon?
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07-05-2015, 05:01 PM | #12 |
Fish are scared of me
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Happens to me all the time !
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07-05-2015, 05:05 PM | #13 |
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Time to reinstate the ban and remove all firework displays from TV shows.
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07-05-2015, 05:24 PM | #14 |
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Alcohol + Fireworks should be illegal
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07-05-2015, 05:32 PM | #15 |
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ban all the things
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