Funny Stuff ****Official Johnny Manziel douchebaggery Thread**** - Page 3

**Buehler445** · 08-20-2014, 10:13 AM

Lets make a repository for all the funny dumbass/douchebag shit this joker does.

Eleazar · 12-09-2014, 01:12 PM

Defend him like any other running QB that has come along. Make him beat you by throwing it.

TheUte · 12-09-2014, 01:13 PM

Why oh why does he get so much attention? Man we suck for giving him any attention at all.

ping2000 · 12-09-2014, 01:15 PM

Height challenged individuals plan on protesting by lying in the road. Leaders have suggested they stack themselves in order to be seen better.

Jimmya · 12-09-2014, 01:31 PM

Make him throw it from the pocket.

**Baby Lee** · 12-14-2014, 09:39 AM

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-...asks-questions

In58men · 12-14-2014, 09:44 AM

I bet he throws a pass over 20 yards today. It takes him 1 year to do it and 7 for Smith

58kcfan89 · 12-14-2014, 09:46 AM

Man, screw you guys, I hope he kicks ass. Cleveland deserves a good QB for once. I wanted Johnny in KC before the draft and am convinced we would have taken him if the Browns didn't jump up there.

The NFL has gotten boring. Everyone has a generic answer to every question and you can't celebrate anymore. Johnny gives no ****s and if nothing else, he'll be entertaining. It's been awhile since KC had a guy that made you stop & watch (hell, have we ever had that?).

I'd rather have an entertaining douchebag that burns out than a mediocre crapsack that's gunna go 8-8 every ****ing year. At least if the d-bag sucks, you'll move on quicker.

**Mav** · 12-14-2014, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by 58kcfan89

Man, screw you guys, I hope he kicks ass. Cleveland deserves a good QB for once. I wanted Johnny in KC before the draft and am convinced we would have taken him if the Browns didn't jump up there.

The NFL has gotten boring. Everyone has a generic answer to every question and you can't celebrate anymore. Johnny gives no ****s and if nothing else, he'll be entertaining. It's been awhile since KC had a guy that made you stop & watch (hell, have we ever had that?).

I'd rather have an entertaining douchebag that burns out than a mediocre crapsack that's gunna go 8-8 every ****ing year. At least if the d-bag sucks, you'll move on quicker.

That's false. It was talked about this week that it was Minnesota that was looking to trade up with Philly. Sadly, and unbelievably so we were locked in on Dee Ford. And if you want to be pissed that we didn't take a qb, be mad about Carr.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 12-14-2014, 09:57 AM

I wish KC had some "douchebaggery".

Kid's gonna' make it.

58kcfan89 · 12-14-2014, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Mav

That's false. It was talked about this week that it was Minnesota that was looking to trade up with Philly. Sadly, and unbelievably so we were locked in on Dee Ford. And if you want to be pissed that we didn't take a qb, be mad about Carr.

This ****ing team...

**Mav** · 12-14-2014, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Williams

I wish KC had some "douchebaggery".

Kid's gonna' make it.

Oh yah. He's gonna make a lot of douchebaggery for sure

Sweet Daddy Hate · 12-14-2014, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Mav

Oh yah. He's gonna make a lot of douchebaggery for sure

I've changed my stance. Manziel will make hay.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 12-14-2014, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by 58kcfan89

This ****ing team...

"Locked in"? I doubt it. If I had to write a script for the Chiefs 2014 draft, it would look something like this:

A: We're getting Cooks, right?

D: OH YEAH!

A: There are other receivers available if Cooks is gone, right?

D: OH YEAH!

(all receivers, sans Lee, fall off after NO swoops in)

NFL: You're on the clock.

A: HERMA GHERD! HERMA GHERD!

D: DERP-DERP-DERP-DERP-DERP-DERP-UH......UH.......ford.

FIN.

**Mav** · 12-14-2014, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Williams

"Locked in"? I doubt it. If I had to write a script for the Chiefs 2014 draft, it would look something like this:

A: We're getting Cooks, right?

D: OH YEAH!

A: There are other receivers available if Cooks is gone, right?

D: OH YEAH!

(all receivers, sans Lee, fall off after NO swoops in)

NFL: You're on the clock.

A: HERMA GHERD! HERMA GHERD!

D: DERP-DERP-DERP-DERP-DERP-DERP-UH......UH.......ford.

FIN.

Bahahaha. Probably the most true!

**notorious** · 12-14-2014, 10:18 AM

He's a tremendous douchebag, but at least he's interesting to watch, for now.

08-20-2014, 10:13 AM
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