Have you ever...........

[lewdog]

It's the offseason. I can't find the thread but I think we've done this before. I'll simplify this task for those who are simple minded (hint, read DC forum). Someone posts a question, "Have you ever..........?", and you quote that post and respond. This can be quite entertaining. Questions can be serious or funny. Rico will likely write a book for many answers. I very much look forward to his (or her?) posts.

I'll go first...........










Question-Have you ever watched an ENTIRE women's softball game on TV?

[Easy 6]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Have you ever ridden an animal other than a horse?

Yes, a baby elephant at some fair as a kid

Have you ever punched someone in the face?

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by milkman

Does my wife count?

Only if you had a bit and bridle on her.

[TimBone]

Originally Posted by Easy 6

Yes, a baby elephant at some fair as a kid

Have you ever punched someone in the face?

Yes, popped some blood vessels in another kids eye when I was around 10 or so. He bit the shit out of me, so we both ended up in the emergency room that night, sitting next to each other.

Have you ever lived outside of the United States?

[scho63]

Originally Posted by TimBone

Yes, popped some blood vessels in another kids eye when I was around 10 or so. He bit the shit out of me, so we both ended up in the emergency room that night, sitting next to each other.

Have you ever lived outside of the United States?

A: Yes, I lived in Toronto for a year.

Have you ever spent at least a full day in jail?

[SAUTO]

Originally Posted by lewdog

It's the offseason. I can't find the thread but I think we've done this before. I'll simplify this task for those who are simple minded (hint, read DC forum). Someone posts a question, "Have you ever..........?", and you quote that post and respond. This can be quite entertaining. Questions can be serious or funny. Rico will likely write a book for many answers. I very much look forward to his (or her?) posts.

I'll go first...........










Question-Have you ever watched an ENTIRE women's softball game on TV?

Yes an old guy at the bar has a granddaughter playing for Texas right now.

[SAUTO]

Originally Posted by scho63

A: Yes, I lived in Toronto for a year.

Have you ever spent at least a full day in jail?

yes

[SAUTO]

Originally Posted by Easy 6

Yes, a baby elephant at some fair as a kid

Have you ever punched someone in the face?

Yes

[lewdog]

Originally Posted by TimBone

Yep. By my sister. It was ****ing awful. I pray that she's forgotten about it by now, but I highly doubt it.

Has anyone ever slept with a good friends spouse?

Nice thread idea, Lew.

I am good for about one good thread per year. I'll take the rest of 2016 off.


And good God no on your question.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by TimBone

Yes, popped some blood vessels in another kids eye when I was around 10 or so. He bit the shit out of me, so we both ended up in the emergency room that night, sitting next to each other.

Have you ever lived outside of the United States?

Originally Posted by scho63

A: Yes, I lived in Toronto for a year.

Have you ever spent at least a full day in jail?

I'm not sure which is the last question, so I'll answer both.

Yes to the outside question, but only temporarily so maybe the answer should be no.

No to the jail question.

Have you ever seriously thought about applying to be an astronaut? Not just "that would be cool" thoughts but actually thinking about it as a career.

[lewdog]

You can quote and answer any question at any time. My hope was that a question would get answered multiple times.

There is no order needed here.

[TLO]

Have you every masturbated or gotten head on a school bus?

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Dr. Pepper

Have you every masturbated or gotten head on a school bus?

School bus? No.

Have you ever legitimately wished that a person you don't like would die?

[hometeam]

[TimBone]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

School bus? No.

Have you ever legitimately wished that a person you don't like would die?

Not someone I personally knew, but I had a very good friend shot and killed when I was a teenager, and I wished death upon the unknown shooter a number of times.

Have you ever fantasized about a specific member of your spouse's family?

[sd4chiefs]

Sorry. Someone had to do it.