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Old 05-23-2014, 08:35 AM  
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The Top 101 CP posters of 2014...Presented by htismaqe

This year we have a new presenter, but the butthurt levels expect to be the same. A poster that shall remain unnamed has been compiling the list and htis is going to deliver the smaque down. So it begins....

Without further adieu, we're kicking off the Top 101 Chiefsplanet Posters of 2014 by mentioning the one guy that ALMOST made it.

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Old 07-11-2014, 09:23 PM   #3541
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Old 07-11-2014, 09:26 PM   #3542
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Old 07-11-2014, 09:28 PM   #3543
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Was that the last name you have?
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Old 07-11-2014, 09:28 PM   #3544
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Old 07-11-2014, 09:58 PM   #3545
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Old 07-11-2014, 09:59 PM   #3546
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I LOVE IT!!! ****ing Finger. Probably my favorite overall roast...including the ones from last year.



SNR, this roasting....is the best roasting...of all roastings. I love this roasting.
Yea. I loved a lot of Saul Good's roasts, but that one tonight is probably my favorite as well.

When I saw the interview format I giggled like a schoolgirl.

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Old 07-11-2014, 10:02 PM   #3547
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I still think the all time best roast was the one of Senuseta. The Donger roast is tied for first, or a strong second.
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Old 07-11-2014, 10:08 PM   #3548
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I still think the all time best roast was the one of Senuseta. The Donger roast is tied for first, or a strong second.
Who the ****?
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Old 07-11-2014, 10:12 PM   #3549
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Senuseta, you must have seen her, . . . dancing in the sand.



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Old 07-11-2014, 10:15 PM   #3550
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Senuseta, you must have seen her, . . . dancing in the sand.



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lol.

I'll have to assume his referring to Setsuna. But my god, man. He butchered that man's name.
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Old 07-11-2014, 10:19 PM   #3551
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Setsuna... not Senuseta.
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Old 07-11-2014, 10:20 PM   #3552
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# 69: Setsuna

* I was hesitant to do this one because roasting Setsuna is eerily similar to literally roasting chocolate in a crock-pot. A meltdown is inevitable and things are bound to get messy.

* Setsuna is commonly referred to as “Token” on Chiefsplanet. I assume this is because he is our “token” Jaguars fan. Every NFL team’s message board has a Jags fan poster, since the Jags fanbase is so darn stupid, none of them have figured a way to create their own message board. So of course, they sponge off of other NFL teams’ boards. It’s either that, or he got the nickname because he has tendency to steal arcade game tokens from people. One thing that I’ve learned in life is to never trust a Jaguars fan, especially if you have any form of currency in your pockets.

* Setsuna has a year round tan. Must be freaking nice living in Florida, where the sun shines all year round. I’d love to not have to spend money on a tanning bed during the winter and I’m sure Simply Red can relate.

* Setsuna ended up making Chiefsplanet his home on accident. Initially, he was trying to locate a different planet with members who are more similar to him…planet of the apes. These people are more similar to him because in terms of science……..Setsuna is really interested in Science fiction.

* When you google the word, “Setsuna,” you will discover that it is a Japanese word meaning, “a moment; an instant.” I don’t know why, but when I read the word, “instant,” it immediately reminded me of Uncle Ben’s instant cream of wheat. I tell ya what, when that Uncle Ben’s package indicates the cream of wheat being “instant,” it means it. During the Olympics one summer, I was able to begin fixin’ a bowl of that at the start of a Michael Phelps swim race, and was finished so quickly that I was still able to catch the majority of Michael Phelps proving himself the master of the swim race. And speaking of uncles, I recently read a well-known, influential book titled, “Uncle Tom’s Cabin.” I’d recommend the book to Setsuna if I felt he was interested in any reading material besides Japanimation comics.

* Pros: I like him. He’s hands down, our best Jaguars troll. He is way better than Blackmon. With a username like, “Blackmon,” I knew that guy was no good from the start. Yup, a username based off a stereotypical trouble-makin’ Jacksonville Jaguar, racking up DUI’s and receiving a 4 game suspension for the start of the 2013 season due to violating the substance abuse policy. Sounds about right. Setsuna lives in Florida. I hear they grow good watermelon in Florida. Maybe he could bring some Florida watermelon up with him to Kansas City for a visit sometime…?!?! That would be nice of him.

* Cons: He is probably an ex-con (most Japanimation-Jaguars fans are). Ex-cons like Setsuna are the reason(s) why that bastard, Aaron Hernandez will probably get away with murder. Setsuna claimed he was going to convert from the Jags to being a Chiefs fan if the Chiefs ended up with Cyrus Gray and Tyler Bray on their roster. He did not follow through with this and honestly, I don’t know why I thought he would to begin with, for you can’t trust a Jaguars fan to remain faithful to his word. Oh well, once you go Jack, you never go back, I guess….

* Future Outlook: Chiefsplanet is like a horror movie and I predict Setsuna will be the first one to die in this shit-show. The reason being because of all this jazz I constantly hear about the Jaguars moving to Los Angeles. Jaguars fans are a dying breed.
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Old 07-11-2014, 10:21 PM   #3553
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If he is referring to Rico's roast of Setsuna though, he's right. That roast was nice.


Edit: sorry, I posted this before I read Big Smokes last couple of posts.
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Old 07-11-2014, 10:41 PM   #3554
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I can do roasts if I'm not all boinked out on Adderall. I just have a different style...try to crack gags or jokes. My two Hootie roasts last year were Adderall-induced... I was taking a lot of it because I was in nursing school. That's where all that "tl;dr" stuff came from. I mean...I can still produce "tl;dr" stuff...but when I was on Adderall or Vyvanse...I couldn't even help myself. And almost the entire time I was posting during the roast thread last year, I was all hopped up on Adderall or Vyvanse. The Addy's make me like....OCD-ish. Have to be overly thorough with shit. And I just want to keep on popping more and more of them... the Vyvanse doesn't have quite the same euphoric, OCD effect on me...I don't want to keep on popping a bunch of Vyvanses after I pop one 30-50 mg capsule, but it still makes me long-winded as hell.

Haven't had an upper since December.

I think I was Adderall-free when I did the Setsuna and Direckshun roasts...was probably one of those days where I didn't take any so I could double-dose the next day. Yeah...not good. The Hootie roasts, to my recollection had some ok jokes in there, I think, but I wasn't concise enough... looking for those jokes would be a needle in a haystack type o' dealio. I should try to revise those two Hootie roasts and see if I can fix them up...make them more acceptable....there are gags in there...just have to dig for them or just kind of be on the "same page" as me while reading.
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Old 07-11-2014, 10:43 PM   #3555
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Oh, and the Setsuna roast...

The other day, I thought about posting a Setsuna roast #2... but forgot about it. If those jokes come back to me, I may post another Setsuna roast...
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