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Old 09-15-2014, 05:11 AM  
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Clays theme song
As the self proclaimed Weird Al of CP, I create parodies of popular songs to share with my favorite BB and all it's viewers. It's no secret I dislike Ghey Clay, like most on here. So I worked up a song just for him. Should be considered his theme song, and will always be in my mind.
So, you've gotta remember that female anthem from the late 90s right? You know the one.... It's titled Bitch. What a classic that was huh?? Pretty much fits him title wise.... But I had to rework it for everybody's favorite annoying POS.
And of course the lyrics are NSFW.

Here's a link to the song so you can listen and sing along
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_ivt_N2Zcts

I really dislike Clay, he's as annoying as he is ghey. And when he takes off his diaper there's no penis underneath, just some lips with no teeth.
Yesterday he cried like a big baby Alex Smith he got re-signed, Clay blew up on CP and looked just like a child who never got his ass beat, his mommy gave him treats.

He's a bitch mother ****er, wish his dad had wore a rubber when he banged his mom that day, then there'd be no Clay
For Geno on his knees, he's even begging please because he swears Geno is the only way.
He is not a Chiefs fan, and as far as I'm concerned he isn't even a man, He's just a unhappy little virgin who takes his anger to extremes, and something tells me he has to sit down when he pees.
Clays a bitch, like no other, hope his folks don't make another, boy who cries like a baby when he doesn't get his way, hes a douche, hates the Chiefs, he's got piss stains on his sheets, I wish him ebolaids every single day.
He's a bitch who's pussy bleeds, he'll never get an std because to get one you would first have to get laid....
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Old 09-15-2014, 08:39 AM   #16
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and the easy money is, he's in YOUR bed.
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You gonna take that shit, ROR?

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Old 09-15-2014, 09:59 AM   #17
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This is awful. Just brutally bad. Just do this discreetly and PM him your dick pics or something.
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Old 09-15-2014, 10:38 AM   #18
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Old 09-15-2014, 10:39 AM   #19
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Coochie, you take this internet thing too seriously.
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Old 09-15-2014, 10:48 AM   #20
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This is awful. Just brutally bad. Just do this discreetly and PM him your dick pics or something.
Do you have any precious works of art on display here, peanut?
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Old 09-15-2014, 10:52 AM   #21
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Coochie, you take this internet thing too seriously.
It's a parody, nothing serious about it. Just a stupid talent(?) of mine.
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Old 09-15-2014, 10:57 AM   #22
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So you dislike clay and you took the time to write a song for him and repeated a million times what a homo he is...

By going through your gay cd collection until you found literally the most gay song and playing it a hundred times and then adapting your lyrics to fit that song...

Yah dude Clay is "so gay" it hurts....
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Old 09-15-2014, 10:57 AM   #23
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Old 09-15-2014, 11:22 AM   #24
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So you dislike clay and you took the time to write a song for him and repeated a million times what a homo he is...

By going through your gay cd collection until you found literally the most gay song and playing it a hundred times and then adapting your lyrics to fit that song...

Yah dude Clay is "so gay" it hurts....
A good woman will stick up for her man, so I commend you! You 2 seem to see eye to eye on a lot oF subjects, and that says a lot about you! But that's a discussion for another thread! Now I'm sure it would take a mortal like yourself 100 listens to accomplish something of the magnitude as this. But I am god like. I can throw one of these together faster than it takes you to premature ejaculate (don't worry she didn't tell me anything) and apparently your reading comprehension is as off as the odor that surrounds you... I think I only refered to him being ghey once!
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A good woman will stick up for her man, so I commend you! You 2 seem to see eye to eye on a lot oF subjects, and that says a lot about you! But that's a discussion for another thread! Now I'm sure it would take a mortal like yourself 100 listens to accomplish something of the magnitude as this. But I am god like. I can throw one of these together faster than it takes you to premature ejaculate (don't worry she didn't tell me anything) and apparently your reading comprehension is as off as the odor that surrounds you... I think I only refered to him being ghey once!
That's right, boo; stand by your Alex. Be strong.
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It's a parody, nothing serious about it. Just a stupid talent(?) of mine.
I wouldn't go that far.
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I wouldn't go that far.
How far would you go?? Asking for a friend...
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