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Old 01-15-2013, 04:13 PM  
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This Week's Important Florida News!

Two Boffo Stories:

Story One: Man arrested for giving wicked wedgies, or snuggies, or melvyns, or whatever you call pulling the underwear over a nerd's head.

Story Two: Fifty Year Old School Teacher Gets Tanked on Cheap Wine, wrecks her van, offers to blow the cop if he lets her go.

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Story #1:
Charles Ross is known for orchestrating outrageous pranks and posting them to Youtube. But this time, the 18-year-old prankster may have gone a step too far.

Ross was arrested for battery Sunday night after he allegedly gave a series of wedgies to moviegoers outside the Carmike Royal Palm 20 in Bradenton, Fla., while a friend filmed the prank, the Bradenton Herald reports.

The underwear prank, which Gawker calls a "wedgie spree," ended badly for Ross when a 20-year-old male victim reported to authorities that Ross grabbed him "by the back of his pants and pulled them up hard," according to the Smoking Gun. Although other victims of the schoolyard prank also came forward, the 20-year-old is the only one seeking charges.

On his Youtube channel, Ross has uploaded video footage of him performing a variety of pranks -- from doing handstands over people to trying out pick-up lines -- but the latest in his compilation is by far one of his most hands-on public displays.

According to the police report obtained by the Smoking Gun, Ross challenged the male victim following the wedgie, "asking if he wanted to hit him."

The Mantee County Sheriff's Office arrested Ross and detained him overnight. He was released on $750 bail, records show, and his court date is set for Feb. 14.

Though Ross' wedgie spree was meant in jest, this is not the first time someone has been arrested for doling out the uncomfortable underwear gag. In 2006, an Albany, N.Y., teacher was arrested for endangering the welfare of a child after allegedly giving a 10-year-old student a wedgie during summer school.

http://www.manateesheriff.com/Public...px?ID=10125392

Story #2:
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Middle school math teacher Mary Maloney allegedly offered oral sex to a police officer after being nabbed for a hit-and-run in Palm Beach County, Fla.

Maloney, 53, was arrested Sunday after she crashed her van into a pickup truck around 8:35 p.m., then took off, according to an arrest report obtained by the Sun Sentinel. A witness to the crash tracked Maloney's car to a parking spot and then called police.

The arresting officer said he found an empty gallon jug of wine behind Maloney's driver's seat and "immediately smelled the strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from her person," according to WPTV. The report states that her eyes were glassy, bloodshot, and partially closed.
The officer that drove Maloney to the police station noted that she asked him "How much do I need to pay you to just let me go? Don't you understand I am a school teacher?"

She then allegedly offered to perform oral sex on him and allow him to fondle her breasts.

Maloney was charged with driving under the influence, leaving the scene of a crash with damage, resisting an officer without violence, driving with a suspended license and attempted bribery of a public servant.
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Those darn Florida Satan Worshippers!

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A Florida school district on Tuesday banned the distribution of religious materials from outside organizations after a Satanic group tried to hand out coloring books to students, according to the Orlando Sentinel.

The Orange County school district, which includes Orlando, had allowed religious groups to hand out materials each year on Religious Freedom Day. The Christian group World Changers distributed Bibles to students, and the board allowed the Central Florida Freethought Community to hand out atheist materials last year after the group won a lawsuit.

But when the Satanic Temple, known for trying to build a Satanist monument in the Oklahoma state capitol, tried to hand out coloring books to students, the county board of education considered changing the rules. The district postponed Religious Freedom Day, and then the school board on Tuesday voted to change its policy.

The board decided to ban the distribution of religious, political, and sectarian materials from outside groups.

"Frankly, I think, myself, that it was a mistake that we ever let World Changers distribute Bibles in our schools," school board chair Bob Sublette (pictured above) said at the board meeting Tuesday.

The organizer for the Satanic Temple's local chapter, who goes by Tabitha Burns, told the Orlando Sentinel she was disappointed that it took so long for the school district to change its policy

But the Satanic Temple made its point. Doug Mesner, co-founder and spokesman for The Satanic Temple, said in a September statement under the pseudonym Lucien Greaves that the group tried to hand out materials in order to call attention to the school's policy.

"We would never seek to establish a precedent of disseminating our religious materials in public schools because we believe our constitutional values are better served by respecting a strong separation of Church and State," he said. "However, if a public school board is going to allow religious pamphlets and full Bibles to be distributed to students — as is the case in Orange County, Florida — we think the responsible thing to do is to ensure that these students are given access to a variety of differing religious opinions, as opposed to standing idly by while one religious voice dominates the discourse and delivers propaganda to youth."
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More Drunken Naked Masturbating Florida Women!

A nude Florida woman who cops say was on "heavy" drugs Sunday night allegedly stopped traffic to masturbate in front of a couple's car, then climbed onto the hood.

Amie Carter, 31, then allegedly stomped on the car and threw a cell phone at the vehicle behind it, the Orlando Sentinel reports.

Police reportedly found her in an intersection of Fairview Shores, on the outskirts of Orlando, at about 11:15 p.m., walking through the street with no clothes on, the New York Daily News reports. She appeared to be "under the influence of a heavy unknown substance" and "in an altered mental state," according to a police report.

Carter allegedly put up a fight and kicked her legs in the air when she was arrested, but she was eventually hauled off to a hospital and charged with criminal mischief and exposing her sexual organs. Cops then transferred her to Orange County Jail.

She caused $1,500 in damage to the Lexus that she stomped on, according to WKMG.

http://www.clickorlando.com/news/nak...e-say/31311730
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Old 02-18-2015, 03:56 PM   #424
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More Drunken Naked Masturbating Florida Women!

A nude Florida woman who cops say was on "heavy" drugs Sunday night allegedly stopped traffic to masturbate in front of a couple's car, then climbed onto the hood.

Amie Carter, 31, then allegedly stomped on the car and threw a cell phone at the vehicle behind it, the Orlando Sentinel reports.

Police reportedly found her in an intersection of Fairview Shores, on the outskirts of Orlando, at about 11:15 p.m., walking through the street with no clothes on, the New York Daily News reports. She appeared to be "under the influence of a heavy unknown substance" and "in an altered mental state," according to a police report.

Carter allegedly put up a fight and kicked her legs in the air when she was arrested, but she was eventually hauled off to a hospital and charged with criminal mischief and exposing her sexual organs. Cops then transferred her to Orange County Jail.

She caused $1,500 in damage to the Lexus that she stomped on, according to WKMG.

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Ft. Myers, FL (WBBH) — It’s a scenario you usually only hear about in fiction crime shows.

“They don’t teach you this in law school. It’s a strange situation,” said attorney Robert Harris.

While police and deputies on scene are not telling us much, Harris tells us that a client of his – named John Marshall – drove to his office around 4:15 p.m. and was dirty, had missing teeth and appeared to have some broken fingers.

He said Marshall then told him that he got into a fight with a neighbor of his in Bokeelia and fatally shot him.

Marshall then told him that the body was in the back of the pickup truck he drove to the office.

“Once I learned of the facts, I called 911,” said Harris.

Police and deputies then swarmed the building, located on Virginia Avenue. A blue pickup truck was surrounded with crime scene tape.

Marshall was questioned at the law firm, located on Virginia Avenue, for several hours. Harris said Marshall was not being arrested and instead was taken to the hospital for treatment of his injuries.

We learned that Marshall has since been discharged from Lee Memorial Hospital.

Harris said Marshall had recently come to him saying the neighbor had threatened him over building on a property in Bokeelia. Harris recommended a restraining order – but Wednesday Marshall told him it got physical.

“This man went up to him and said he wanted to apologize for his behavior and then pulled the gun,” said Harris.

The attorney said Marshall told him the neighbor pistol-whipped him. The two then wrestled to the ground and then the neighbor got shot.

“He’s distraught. He’s a man who fought for his life tonight, but it doesn’t change the fact that someone is dead,” Harris said.

Harris says Marshall, who he has been representing for an aggravated battery case, has been cooperating with police.

“I’ll be representing him on whatever charges he faces. I tell you this, this is as clear cut a self defense case as I’ve seen,” he said.

But that’s something that can only be determined in court after investigators gather all the facts.

The Fort Myers Police Department is staying very tight-lipped about the situation – only telling us it’s a death investigation.

Neighbors

We went to Bokeelia where Harris says it all started. Neighbors say Marshall recently bought an empty lot on Hodges Drive.

The house just across the street from the lot is where neighbors say the man who was shot lived for many years.

Neighbors say the two could not get along. Just a few days ago, one of the neighbors says Marshall told him he was threatened by the other man.

Marshall’s attorney says this is a self-defense case but some neighbors say they have a tough time believing that.

“I’m just absolutely devastated,” said neighbor Jill Hammer. The integrity and the love this man shows to all his neighbors and his family and he’s gone. He would never have started a confrontation. He would have turned and walked away.

http://fox4kc.com/2015/03/05/lawyer-...body-in-truck/
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