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Old 09-25-2005, 09:00 AM  
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Clean jokes can be funny too!

Or at least good for a chuckle. Here's something completely different (for this BB). This thread is dedicated to ONLY CLEAN JOKES. Please post any clean joke that you find funny or at least amusing. We will not call you "dorks." Not in this thread. Let's see what you've got,... and share them.

Don't worry about repeat jokes. Nobody has time to check all posts.

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Old 02-17-2017, 09:19 AM   #766
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The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!'
Hmm.. I actually don't get this one..
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Old 02-17-2017, 03:32 PM   #767
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Old 02-17-2017, 05:26 PM   #768
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Hmm.. I actually don't get this one..
About the use of torture...
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Old 02-17-2017, 05:30 PM   #769
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Old 02-18-2017, 03:15 PM   #770
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Old 02-20-2017, 01:48 AM   #771
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Old 02-20-2017, 10:04 AM   #772
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Ah, thanks. I was born in '89 so that was a bit before my time.
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Old 02-21-2017, 08:52 AM   #773
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Old 02-21-2017, 11:56 AM   #774
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Old 02-21-2017, 11:56 AM   #775
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Old 02-21-2017, 08:32 PM   #776
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Old 02-21-2017, 08:44 PM   #777
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Old 02-21-2017, 08:48 PM   #778
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Old 02-21-2017, 08:52 PM   #779
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Old 02-21-2017, 09:11 PM   #780
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There were 2 wealthy brothers who owned pretty much all of a small town.

Problem was that most of their wealth was ill-gotten dishonest gain from all the townspeople. To say the least they were not liked at all.

One day one of the brothers die.

The other living brother sets up the funeral process and goes to the only church in town and say's to the pastor, "Look, you know my brother and I were not above board and illegally ripped off this town and we hardly attended your church. But I need you to say in my brother's eulogy that he was a saint ! The pastor refused but the brother kept insisting and then threw the pastor a potential bone by telling him that he noticed that his church was raising $ for the church building fund and he would provide the rest of the $$ what was needed for their goal IF only the pastor would say that his brother was a saint. The pastor thought about it a long time and then said Okay !!

The day of the funeral arrives and the pastor begins the eulogy and does just the opposite of what he agreed with the brother telling the whole town how this deceased brother was so corrupt, adulterous, mentioning every transgression and sin this deceased brother committed in his life. The living brother was just taken back and couldn't believe what the pastor was doing and began motioning to the pastor off to the side, to cut it off !! The pastor did and ended with this last statement.

"But compared to his living brother this guy was a saint !!!
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