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Old 12-12-2017, 12:50 PM  
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Santa is coming: You should be excited

What will you leave out for Santa? Milk and cookies? A Titty mag?

Have you been a good little boy or girl? What do you think Santa will bring you this year?
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Old 12-12-2017, 11:10 PM   #31
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Old 12-12-2017, 11:18 PM   #32
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Old 12-13-2017, 12:19 AM   #33
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This brings up a thought that I've had the past couple of years. When is the time that you tell your children that Santa isn't real? I don't remember when I found out.
Just let Santa leave them crap and you and mom leave the good shit, the one year spring it on them, they won't care...

We gave gifts on Christmas at midnight, let the kids run there asses off til 4 am til they crashed and burned. We put small gifts under the tree from Santa, left an empty beer on the hearth, exchanged our personal gifts and went for some adult fun. The kids woke up about 11 am and had to be reminded that Santa had been there and new presents were under the tree

Ex wifey was a kindergarten teacher, she got it.
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Old 12-13-2017, 12:28 AM   #34
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No sir! Every time Santa makes an appearance at my house, my credit card starts glowing red

Christmas was better back in the day, lots of presents...... for free!!! Ahh, the good ole days, back when I was a liberal


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Old 12-13-2017, 12:39 AM   #35
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My oldest is nearly 10 and doesn't know, which is weird, for Hollywood and all.

I figured it out when I was 7.

My second grade teacher didn't find out until she was 17.
Was the teacher "Blonde"?
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Old 12-13-2017, 12:41 AM   #36
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A division title and a Mahomes deep dicking of Denver in the finale.
You think that would motivate Alex11 or just say "**** you, Enjoy Cleveland, I hear they have cleaned it up alot...."
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Old 12-13-2017, 01:46 AM   #37
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They do, but they're all digital. So now you won't even get to download one in enough time for Santa to beat off.
on the plus side there are 3D printers now
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Old 12-13-2017, 02:02 AM   #38
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Old 12-13-2017, 02:55 AM   #39
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My oldest is nearly 10 and doesn't know, which is weird, for Hollywood and all.

I figured it out when I was 7.

My second grade teacher didn't find out until she was 17.
17? Was she born in the Amish life near near penn?
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Old 12-13-2017, 02:57 AM   #40
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Old 12-13-2017, 12:52 PM   #44
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