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Brownie Points for Honesty?
A Ripley County, Mo. man faces assault and armed criminal action charges for allegedly shooting his wife. When asked why he did it, he told police it was because he was tired of her.
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07-09-2014, 01:58 PM | #2 |
In BB I trust
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Apparently neither of these were an option...
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07-09-2014, 02:03 PM | #3 |
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The future of their marriage is shot.
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07-09-2014, 02:05 PM | #4 |
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I like the cut of this man's gib.
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07-09-2014, 02:23 PM | #5 |
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At least they had a final bang
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07-09-2014, 02:26 PM | #6 |
Life is changing..
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"I got tired of her, so I shot her."
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07-09-2014, 02:45 PM | #7 |
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07-09-2014, 02:46 PM | #8 |
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He's a straight shooter.
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07-09-2014, 02:47 PM | #9 |
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She's still alive. Apparently, she got him so tired that he couldn't pull the trigger again.
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07-09-2014, 02:52 PM | #10 |
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Sorry but maybe if you knew her you'd have pulled out the shotgun too. Now go ahead, blast away.
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07-09-2014, 02:57 PM | #11 |
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Missouri's new state motto: "Different New Florida - Same Old S&@#"
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07-09-2014, 05:01 PM | #12 |
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She alleged that he was shooting blanks.
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"She bitched so much
She drove me nuts And we're both happier this waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay..."
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07-09-2014, 05:09 PM | #14 |
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After years of being told no, he finally got to blow his load in her.
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07-09-2014, 05:15 PM | #15 |
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