**** OFFICIAL 2015 Flopnut's Fatties Weight-loss Thread****

[The Franchise]

We didn't do it last year but we did it two years ago and I'm bringing it back. Post in here if you want to drop some poundage and I'll add you to the main post. Set yourself a goal and then post in here to be held accountable. If you want....we can track your weight-loss all year long and then crown a winner at the end of the year. I know in the past that posters have put up prizes (not necessary).

Let's do this shit....

FYI: This is not a thread to start arguments over which way is the best way to lose weight. There are different ways for different people. Keep the stupid shit out of this thread.


Official Weigh-in List:

Pestilence/Dicky McElephant
Starting Weight: 260 lbs
Goal weight: 200 lbs

Rain Main
Starting Weight: 186
Goal weight: 172

OnTheWarpath58
Starting weight: 206
Goal weight: 185 (mid-March)

'Hamas' Jenkins
Starting weight: 210
Goal weight: 185 (end of May)

NewChief
Starting weight: 200
Goal weight: 180 (mid-March)

MagicHef
Starting weight: 192
Goal weight: 175

Flopnuts - No weights tracked

BigRedChief - No weights tracked

Coochie liquor
Starting weight: 185
Goal weight: 170

KC native
Starting weight: 202
Goal weight: 175

cabletech94
Starting weight: 231
Goal weight: 200

Frosty
Starting weight: 218
Goal weight: 170

CaliforniaChief
Starting weight: 273
Goal weight: 225

Kyle DeLexus
Starting weight: 245
Goal weight: 190

Saulbadguy
Starting weight: 187
Goal weight: 170

-King-
Starting weight: 210
Goal weight: 185

Buck
Starting weight: 233.6
Goal weight: 195

Unsmooth-Moment
Starting weight: 216
Goal weight: 185

Dunit35
Starting weight: 234
Goal weight: 210

Ceej
Starting weight: ---
Goal weight: ---

Rukdafaidas
Starting weight: 264
Goal weight: 200

BigBeauford
Starting weight: 241
Goal weight: 190

Hootie 2.0
Starting weight: 210
Goal weight: 190

thumper118
Starting weight: 300.7
Goal weight: 230

Chocolate Hog
Starting weight: 246
Goal weight: 200

Bufkin
Starting weight: 220
Goal weight: 180

MikeMaslowski
Starting weight: 248
Goal weight: 190

Strongside
Starting weight: 200
Goal weight: 180

burt
Starting weight: 245
Goal weight: 200

Nzoner
Starting weight: 241
Goal weight: 205

Inmem58
Starting weight: 298
Goal weight: 250

On the 1st of every month, either post your current weight in this thread or send me a PM with your current weight. I'll update the excel spreadsheet that I have and I'll update the OP with current weight loss measurements.

[Dunit35]

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0

campus Jersey Mike's has a regular italian + chips + 20 oz drink for $3.99 (before tax) ... hard not to jump on that but I can only imagine how many ****ing calories that shit is

Jersey Mike's is the best sandwich shop ever.

I don't know about calories but it'll have 1,355,213 mg of sodium.

[NewChief]

Originally Posted by Der Flöprer

My thing this year is going to be alcohol consumption. I'm STILL drinking at least 1000 calories a day in grain alcohol. 5-6 days a week. I gave up pot because frankly, it stopped working. Clear eyes, full heart...easier said than done. I'm not a drunk yet, I mean of course I am, but what I mean by that is I'm confident that I'll get past it sooner versus later. I don't live for the shit. The crazy thing is, I've still lost weight. That's how horrible I was eating.

One of my major weight loss strategies is to cut out alcohol altogether during the week and not drink much beer on weekends. One of the reasons I'm so heavy is allowing beer to creep back into my weeknight drinking. 3-4 beers a night (instead of two neat whiskeys) will pack on the belly.

Anyway, no drinking during the week for me unless there's a good reason.

[Titty Meat]

Originally Posted by Count Alex's Losses

Think of all the money you'll save not drinking.

Or just drink liquor

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Originally Posted by -King-

Holy shit guy.

Originally Posted by Count Alex's Losses

Think of all the money you'll save not drinking.

I'm not your typical drinker. I pound it straight with a chaser. I'm not a social drinker that's for sure. Pretty much drink to sleep. In any case, it needs to stop. My liver I'm sure is begging me to quit that shit.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Originally Posted by NewChief

One of my major weight loss strategies is to cut out alcohol altogether during the week and not drink much beer on weekends. One of the reasons I'm so heavy is allowing beer to creep back into my weeknight drinking. 3-4 beers a night (instead of two neat whiskeys) will pack on the belly.

Anyway, no drinking during the week for me unless there's a good reason.

That's legit. I'm off work until March so it's not like I need to be on some schedule.

[Hootie]

I drink heavily on Wednesday's (bowling), Friday's (because) and Saturday's (bowling). I need bowling season to end. It's taking over my life (and wallet).

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0

I drink heavily on Wednesday's (bowling), Friday's (because) and Saturday's (bowling). I need bowling season to end. It's taking over my life (and wallet).

Pretty soon this is going to catch up to you. You're not 25 anymore.

I want you to imagine yourself as a balding 35-year old with no muscles and a big fat gut, shopping the discount racks at JC Penny for XL tees because you piss away all your money on booze.

If you don't want that to happen...

[Bufkin]

Currently 5'10 and 220 pounds. I'd love to see 200 pounds by the end of the year. I also drink about a 2 liter of Dr. Pepper a day. No exaggeration.

[MikeMaslowski]

I am fat and happy with a beautiful in shape wife. That being said, I am too fat for my surgically repaired spine and need to take some serious time away from the beach to get this sorted.

I am up at 248 on last weigh in and imagine a bit more since.

Start- 248
Finish- 190

Good luck to all!

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by Bufkin

Currently 5'10 and 220 pounds. I'd love to see 200 pounds by the end of the year.

You can lose 20 pounds in 2 months. Set higher goals please.

[Titty Meat]

Clay write me a meal plan

[Bufkin]

Originally Posted by Count Alex's Losses

You can lose 20 pounds in 2 months. Set higher goals please.

How can I lose 20 pounds in 2 months? I'm asking genuinely.

I know you've had great success with your weight loss, so a few tips would help.

[MikeMaslowski]

Oh, and I am five foot seven on a good day. People tell me I don't look fat but I feel like I am carrying a refrigerator around.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Originally Posted by Bufkin

Currently 5'10 and 220 pounds. I'd love to see 200 pounds by the end of the year. I also drink about a 2 liter of Dr. Pepper a day. No exaggeration.

Switch to diet. That's literally the ONLY thing you'd have to do and you'd get there by June. Ddp is one of the best diet sodas on the market.

[Bufkin]

Originally Posted by Der Flöprer

Switch to diet. That's literally the ONLY thing you'd have to do and you'd get there by June. Ddp is one of the best diet sodas on the market.

A guy I work with who is a personal trainer says that the asperatame (or however the hell you spell it) in diet soda halts weight loss somehow. I wouldn't mind switching over though.