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Old 07-03-2018, 01:40 PM  
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Bum laid out in heap neighbors driveway

So early this morning about 4:15 my wife comes home from work all excited and scared. She hollers there is a dead guy in our neighbors driveway. I jump out bed have asleep and run towards front door. Still not comprehending what she means and make sure she is safe in house.

I step out in underwear and bare feet and sure as shit looks like dead guy piled up at end neighbors drive. He is laying half out into curb knees up and upper torso in driveway. The strange thing was one arm is stuck straight in air. I watch a while and this dude isnt moving.

So I go in throw on some shorts and shoes and grab an 8 iron I keep behind bed. I approach and dont see any blood pooled and his arm moves a little. I get thinking what if a car comes by they are gonna thing I beat the daylights out this fellow with a golf club. I yell out about three times hey bud you ok and nothing. So I nudge his shoulder a couple times with end club and he say go away leave me alone and I could tell he was drunk and probably more he reeked alcohol. I said buddy I got to move you out street and to side driveway. Again I get leave me alone so I grab his legs and pull him out street and off side in grass. Bastard tried to kick me then out cold again.

I get thinking do I call police or is this a friend of my neighbor and I will ruin his 4th holiday. So I knock on there door and no one answers. I go in to try to find a phone number but hell nobody has a land line anymore. By now its about 5:30 suns coming up Im about to call I take another look out and a police cruiser is at his driveway. I watch and see he and partner cuff the guy and put him in back and wander the property to see if things have been disturbed.

Well to end this long story I went out and talked to the officer and explained what I seen and that I had moved him. He told me this is a bum who they have had run in's that wander the neighborhoods checking for unlocked cars and things left out to pawn. They live in the woods behind Penguin Park as soon as they run them in they are out in less that a week and go right back to the park.

In all this I never thought to grab my carry gun stupid no telling what this dude was on.
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Old 07-14-2018, 05:37 PM   #46
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You lose alot of compassion for bums once you live in Westport
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Old 07-14-2018, 05:46 PM   #47
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a professional hobo isnt a homeless person down on there luck. They want to be hobos. When I was a kid Id walk from st Agnes to the down town bus station to catch a ride across town to the Northside.
Hobos that were around when I was a kid in 83-84 were still hobos when I went to work in midtown in 99 and were still marking out the same turf when I left in 11.
Honestly I'd give the old timers beer money if they'd stay off the lot and were honest about just wanting money for booze.
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Old 07-14-2018, 05:52 PM   #48
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Old 07-16-2018, 04:07 PM   #49
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I can't remember her name. I think that she was one of the girls in San Fernando Jones and the Temple of Poon
Tabatha (has more rebuilt parts than OE) Stevens?
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Old 07-17-2018, 01:45 AM   #50
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Tabatha (has more rebuilt parts than OE) Stevens?
Did she get so much work done that she looks like she's one of the cat people now?
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Old 07-17-2018, 09:47 AM   #51
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Did she get so much work done that she looks like she's one of the cat people now?
I wouldn't say she went that far:

6 breast implant surgeries
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Frequent restalyne injections in her lips
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Old 07-17-2018, 09:55 AM   #52
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Old 07-17-2018, 10:03 AM   #53
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