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Direckshun · 09-05-2014, 08:22 PM

Welcome, my fellow losers. Let us enjoy ourselves with pleasantries for an evening.

I remember growing up, knowing that I'd work on the 52nd floor of a high rise building in downtown Tokyo making decisions that would control everybody's lives during the day, then spending every night wining and dining with supermodels until 3am where I'd pound four of them at a time until there was a crack in the floor.

That didn't work out, exactly. But I have eked out a pleasant existence nonetheless, but it does mean that occasionally, I am in on a Friday night.

So, I've opened the bar for you guys. I've got every drink you wish behind the bar. Come on in and relax, shoot the shit, and tell us what's going on. You've got to tell me what you want to drink, however.

I've been LOVING java stouts recently. There's a java stout made by the Santa Fe Brewing Company, and I adore it. I'm about two-deep right now. The worst thing about it, and really the only bad thing about it, is the taste in my mouth when I wake up in the morning.

What're you having?

**Perineum Ripper** · 09-06-2014, 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by rico

Kirksville area? My old boss/friend was from there.

We had some big wrestling battles vs. Bloomfield (Davis County) when I was in high school... one of them was to determine which team qualified for the state duals.

Yep..I'm just outside of Kirksville..I used to go up to Bloomfield and chase iowa girls around..the wrestling boys would chase me out of town after they found out I was from Missouri and I was chasing their girls around

Damn dirty wrestlers

rico · 09-06-2014, 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by mac459

Yep..I'm just outside of Kirksville..I used to go up to Bloomfield and chase iowa girls around..the wrestling boys would chase me out of town after they found out I was from Missouri and I was chasing their girls around

Damn dirty wrestlers

Dirty wrestlers and their ringworm and impetigo.

I don't blame you for chasing Iowa girls. Heck Jack Kerouac made a comment in "On the Road" about how pretty he thought Iowa girls were.

BigBeauford · 09-06-2014, 05:53 AM

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Originally Posted by TimBone

I do Air Traffic Control on Fort Polk.

Jesus, Polk!?

**Buehler445** · 09-06-2014, 06:29 AM

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Originally Posted by rico

I went to Lollapalooza, lined up 2 new jobs via email while I was there...big ones... when I came back home, I called my business partner about it (and yes, I remember your advice about how to do business when your best bud is involved...just didn't have time to get to to get to that stuff...hadn't gotten that far). When I told him this, he was all like, "dude, I moved back to Phoenix because my lease doesn't end until December and I am sick of living in my truck and I want to watch my TV, especially when football (fantasy) starts up."

He took off for Phoenix with my tools/equipment in his truck and won't be back until January. No warning. Just left while I was at Lollapalooza. And he didn't have to live in his truck...he could have taken the spare room in my basement. And I haven't felt like I could get mad at him because his sister/only sibling died this Summer and he didn't handle it well... I dunno, tough situation.

I was doing the Sportscast Media stuff before the concrete though, only difference was that I was only the announcer for my high school's wrestling, baseball and softball. Now that we are expanding, my job title has expanded to announcer, producer and lead sales rep. The sales is where I will hopefully make some money.

Sorry it didn't work out. Hopefully this media deal will.

**TimBone** · 09-06-2014, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by BigBeauford

Jesus, Polk!?

Yes sir. I got stationed here straight out of AIT back in 2003. Location sucked, but I made a lot of good civilian connections here in the ATC world. When I got out of the military, they hired me as a civilian. I would have moved on a while ago, but they hired my wife on the airfield as well, and the chance of both of us getting jobs like this in another location together is slim. So, it seems as though we're stuck for the time being.

Discuss Thrower · 09-06-2014, 10:33 PM

I'm on an entirely different page than everyone else I know.

ThaVirus · 09-06-2014, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower

I'm on an entirely different page than everyone else I know.

How so?

Discuss Thrower · 09-06-2014, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus

How so?

It's hard to explain.. But the best I can offer is that I always find myself in situations where I say the exact wrong thing at the worst possible time that winds up making me look like an oblivious **** at best or a complete social reerun at worst.

And that applies to everything.. Always winding up doing the most incorrect thing at the most inopportune time.

rico · 09-06-2014, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower

It's hard to explain.. But the best I can offer is that I always find myself in situations where I say the exact wrong thing at the worst possible time that winds up making me look like an oblivious **** at best or a complete social reerun at worst.

And that applies to everything.. Always winding up doing the most incorrect thing at the most inopportune time.

You should start taking a bunch of bath salts prior to engaging in social situations. You'd probably be pretty funny. Nothing wrong with being the "funny guy."

**Mav** · 09-06-2014, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower

It's hard to explain.. But the best I can offer is that I always find myself in situations where I say the exact wrong thing at the worst possible time that winds up making me look like an oblivious **** at best or a complete social reerun at worst.

And that applies to everything.. Always winding up doing the most incorrect thing at the most inopportune time.

Been there.

rico · 09-07-2014, 01:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Buehler445

Sorry it didn't work out. Hopefully this media deal will.

It probably won't.

09-05-2014, 08:22 PM
Direckshun __ Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Springpatch Casino cash: $4443447	The Late Night Bullshit Lounge is... OPEN. Welcome, my fellow losers. Let us enjoy ourselves with pleasantries for an evening. I remember growing up, knowing that I'd work on the 52nd floor of a high rise building in downtown Tokyo making decisions that would control everybody's lives during the day, then spending every night wining and dining with supermodels until 3am where I'd pound four of them at a time until there was a crack in the floor. That didn't work out, exactly. But I have eked out a pleasant existence nonetheless, but it does mean that occasionally, I am in on a Friday night. So, I've opened the bar for you guys. I've got every drink you wish behind the bar. Come on in and relax, shoot the shit, and tell us what's going on. You've got to tell me what you want to drink, however. I've been LOVING java stouts recently. There's a java stout made by the Santa Fe Brewing Company, and I adore it. I'm about two-deep right now. The worst thing about it, and really the only bad thing about it, is the taste in my mouth when I wake up in the morning. What're you having?
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