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View Poll Results: Do you get head on a regular basis?
Everytime my wife/gf/random person engage in coitus, I receive oral pleasure. 72 59.50%
My wife/gf/random person is allergic to skin in the genital region so I never receive oral pleasure. 3 2.48%
I only receive oral pleasure on special occasions. 28 23.14%
I only receive oral pleasure when I pay a hooker aka the billay option 4 3.31%
I am Clay and never get laid so this pole is irrelevant. 14 11.57%
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Old 12-19-2014, 11:09 AM  
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Oral Sex Frequency
So I've seen many of you guys bitch about not getting blow jobs frequently.

How often do you get them? Or in katipan's/luv's/billay's case, how often do you give them?

Oral is part of foreplay for my wife and I so I get head just about every time before we ****. U jelly?
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Old 12-19-2014, 04:36 PM   #196
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Reminds me of drinking underage at this dive bar back in '99 or so. Closing time I played kiss me where it smells funny on the jukebox and that old tart took me home and really tought me how to properly glaze a ham
I really don't even know what this means
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Old 12-19-2014, 04:39 PM   #197
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Old 12-19-2014, 04:41 PM   #198
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I really don't even know what this means
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...=Glaze+the+ham
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Old 12-19-2014, 04:46 PM   #199
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Does it look like Ben Jones?
I don't know who that is or what he looks like, so I don't know.
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Old 12-19-2014, 04:49 PM   #200
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Old 12-19-2014, 04:49 PM   #201
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This thread is evolving into potential Hall of Classics material.

smells like motorcycles and freedom down there
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Old 12-19-2014, 04:52 PM   #202
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When you are doing a girl from behind, preferably close to the edge of the bed, and you grab her by the shoulders and lift her up. This results in her swinging her arms aimlessly like a T-Rex while making moaning noises.

"Dude.. what was all that noise.."
"Oo.. I t rexed that bitch"
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Old 12-19-2014, 05:03 PM   #203
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The T-Rex:

When you are doing a girl from behind, preferably close to the edge of the bed, and you grab her by the shoulders and lift her up. This results in her swinging her arms aimlessly like a T-Rex while making moaning noises.

"Dude.. what was all that noise.."
"Oo.. I t rexed that bitch"
"Sahweet"

Pairs well with a donkey punch.
I would think a large percentage of women would just put her hands on your hands.

The amputee or stubby.



Bonus points for everyone that just touched their shoulders and looked at their elbows.
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Old 12-19-2014, 05:11 PM   #204
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You pull the bald man out
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Old 12-19-2014, 05:32 PM   #205
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I tried humming once but it's not so sexy when it's the star spangled banner you're humming.
I don't know about that. Those high notes at the rockets' red glare are pretty likely to lead to bombs bursting in air.
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I don't know about that. Those high notes at the rockets' red glare are pretty likely to lead to bombs bursting in air.
I hum like Barry White.
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Old 12-19-2014, 05:40 PM   #207
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Wow. Is that Dukes of Hazzard? If so, I'm going to have some fun tonight when she and the kids get home.
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