Other Sports Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 17 - Pasta Giant Meatball versus cabletech94 - Page 2

**Rain Man** · 07-09-2018, 10:17 AM

Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is.

Venue - Inside a giant hamster ball that is rolling down a 1 degree slope
Starting Distance - 4 feet

Pasta Giant Meatball

Main Weapon - Pilgrim-style blunderbuss with supplies for three shots (first shot is loaded)
Backup Weapon - None

Prep Time - 3 Minutes
Special Factors - A drunk average-sized college guy will help you, though he's unarmed and is having trouble standing.

cabletech94

Main Weapon - Sling shot with 20 golf ball-size stones
Backup Weapon - Shiv fashioned from a toothbrush and a wooden chair leg

Prep Time - 43 seconds
Special Factors - None

MagicHef · 07-09-2018, 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

I would presume that it looks like this, but that it's a 9 foot diameter or thereabouts.

That's much smaller than I was imagining. I think the stabbing weapon wins.

**cabletech94** · 07-09-2018, 01:17 PM

It might be worth mentioning that I am “friends” with all drunk frat boys. They are my people. Think of it as a sleeper agent for me who is very sleepy. Plus, I work with hand tools every day. A shiv? Child’s play!! Sorry pasta, no hard feelings, but you’re toast, SON!!!

Hangin'WithMahomes · 07-09-2018, 01:26 PM

From 4' and the ball only rolling on a 1 degree incline this one is over....PGM should move on easily.

**TimBone** · 07-09-2018, 01:27 PM

PGM could find a way to **** up a wet dream. Cable wins.

**TimBone** · 07-09-2018, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TLO

What's the average reload time on a blunderbuss?

Also, I can't imagine it's all that accurate.

This is a bit of a thinker.

Just assume he's not getting that thing reloaded. It's pretty much a baseball bat after the first shot.

**TimBone** · 07-09-2018, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThaVirus

Peek gets distracted shitposting in the KnowMo thread while Tech goes Gerard Butler on his neck in Law Abiding Citizen with the shiv

Yep. If Cable is smart, all he had to do at t=0 is point and yell, "Look, it's Knowmo!" That's gonna send PGM into instant drool mode, looking for his keyboard to go Kermit in Knowmo's thread.

At that point, Cable has unlimited free shivving opportunities to PGM's neck.

**kysirsoze** · 07-09-2018, 06:41 PM

Think this is my favorite match yet. I gotta go with the shiv, but there are so many possibilities here.

Pasta Little Brioni · 07-09-2018, 10:44 PM

He's toast, fellas. I don't miss with a blunderbus.

Chiefs4TheWin · 07-10-2018, 01:05 AM

4 Feet starting distance. Pasta if you miss with a fricken blunderbuss at 4 feet.......

Yeah Pasta wins this one for me.

Pasta Little Brioni · 07-10-2018, 02:25 AM

4 feet....I fire as soon as it starts and it's over. Down, down, down cable knight's goin down..

Beef Supreme · 07-10-2018, 08:10 AM

I think the drunk college guy is more liability than help. Probably fall into him as he shot the blunderbuss.

NJChiefsFan · 07-10-2018, 10:44 AM

This fight will be as short as PGM's posts. And if he does miss, I expect it to still be short, just not in his favor.

**Rain Man** · 07-11-2018, 08:53 AM

Apparently PGM missed with that first shot. Cabletech94 moves on, and PGM's family poses him in the funeral home wearing Celtics gear with snack food around him.

Pasta Little Brioni · 07-11-2018, 08:55 AM

Wrong. I fake death, blast tech and Rain man with the Blunderbus, and take over the polls.

**cabletech94** · 07-11-2018, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball

Wrong. I fake death, blast tech and Rain man with the Blunderbus, and take over the polls.

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07-09-2018, 10:17 AM
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3348491 VARSITY	Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 17 - Pasta Giant Meatball versus cabletech94 Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. Venue - Inside a giant hamster ball that is rolling down a 1 degree slope Starting Distance - 4 feet Pasta Giant Meatball Main Weapon - Pilgrim-style blunderbuss with supplies for three shots (first shot is loaded) Backup Weapon - None Prep Time - 3 Minutes Special Factors - A drunk average-sized college guy will help you, though he's unarmed and is having trouble standing. cabletech94 Main Weapon - Sling shot with 20 golf ball-size stones Backup Weapon - Shiv fashioned from a toothbrush and a wooden chair leg Prep Time - 43 seconds Special Factors - None
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07-09-2018, 01:17 PM	#17
cabletech94 Everything is Awesome!!!!! Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: The Pitt Casino cash: $2116805	It might be worth mentioning that I am “friends” with all drunk frat boys. They are my people. Think of it as a sleeper agent for me who is very sleepy. Plus, I work with hand tools every day. A shiv? Child’s play!! Sorry pasta, no hard feelings, but you’re toast, SON!!! __________________ Originally Posted by Big Smoke May as well laugh. Otherwise I will probably break shit.
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07-09-2018, 01:26 PM	#18
Hangin'WithMahomes Starter Join Date: Sep 2017 Casino cash: $10000400	From 4' and the ball only rolling on a 1 degree incline this one is over....PGM should move on easily.
Posts: 84

07-09-2018, 01:27 PM	#19
TimBone Mostly Ignored Join Date: Jul 2013 Casino cash: $8499985	PGM could find a way to **** up a wet dream. Cable wins.
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07-09-2018, 06:41 PM	#22
kysirsoze SNAP THE ****ING BALL!!! Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: KCMO Casino cash: $3786946	Think this is my favorite match yet. I gotta go with the shiv, but there are so many possibilities here.
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View Poll Results: Who wins?
Pasta Giant Meatball	25	41.67%
cabletech94	35	58.33%
Voters: 60. You may not vote on this poll

07-09-2018, 10:44 PM	#23
Pasta Little Brioni Consuming CP souls Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: U.S.A. Casino cash: $4008880	He's toast, fellas. I don't miss with a blunderbus. __________________ **Official TFWdemB Trivia Commisioner**
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07-10-2018, 01:05 AM	#24
Chiefs4TheWin Veteran Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Hollidaysburg, PA Casino cash: $3482783	4 Feet starting distance. Pasta if you miss with a fricken blunderbuss at 4 feet....... Yeah Pasta wins this one for me.
Posts: 4,008

07-10-2018, 02:25 AM	#25
Pasta Little Brioni Consuming CP souls Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: U.S.A. Casino cash: $4008880	4 feet....I fire as soon as it starts and it's over. Down, down, down cable knight's goin down.. __________________ **Official TFWdemB Trivia Commisioner**
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07-10-2018, 08:10 AM	#26
Beef Supreme MVP Join Date: Oct 2010 Casino cash: $10019560	I think the drunk college guy is more liability than help. Probably fall into him as he shot the blunderbuss.
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07-10-2018, 10:44 AM	#27
NJChiefsFan I've Made a Huge Mistake Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: NJ Casino cash: $5770423	This fight will be as short as PGM's posts. And if he does miss, I expect it to still be short, just not in his favor.
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07-11-2018, 08:53 AM	#28
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3348491 VARSITY	Apparently PGM missed with that first shot. Cabletech94 moves on, and PGM's family poses him in the funeral home wearing Celtics gear with snack food around him. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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07-11-2018, 08:55 AM	#29
Pasta Little Brioni Consuming CP souls Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: U.S.A. Casino cash: $4008880	Wrong. I fake death, blast tech and Rain man with the Blunderbus, and take over the polls. __________________ **Official TFWdemB Trivia Commisioner**
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