Zoolander 2 2016

[thabear04]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1608290/

http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Zoola...tar-71364.html

There is no way Mugatu is coming back for Zoolander 2 without his assistant. Ben Stiller, who will be reprising his role as Derek Zoolander, recently revealed another returning player for the highly anticipated sequel. Sorry, Nathan Lee Graham, but it looks like you’re going to have to fetch Mugatu some more foamy lattes so he can throw them in your face.

Stiller announced Graham’s return on Instagram on Thursday. The actor portrayed Todd, who made the fateful mistake of delivering fashion designer extraordinaire a foamy latte, which he should have known makes him farty and bloated. It’s unclear in what capacity he’ll be featured, but we’re glad there’s someone who can handle Mugatu’s diva attitude. Watch him take a latte to the face like a champ.

Zoolander 2 is turning into quite the reunion. In addition to Stiller and Graham, the sequel will feature Owen Wilson as fellow male model Hansel, Christine Taylor as Derek’s journalist love interest turned baby mama Matilda Jeffries, Billy Zane as, well, Billy Zane, and, of course, Will Ferrell as the infamous Mugatu. In the first film, the crazed designer brainwashed Derek into assassinating the Prime Minister of Malasia, but his plan was foiled by Hansel and Matilda. At the end of the film, he was hauled away to prison, along with Milla Jovovich as Tinka. Todd was also by Jacobim's side, mostly to hold his pocket puppy, but will he stand by his man in prison? Perhaps Todd will be spoon feeding Mugatu in between his prison bars.

Stiller and Wilson made Zoolander 2 official when they reprised their roles at Paris Fashion Week, walking down the runway of Valentino's show. They were also the subjects of an impromptu photo shoot after the show. The film is in the middle of production in Rome, Italy. So far, the newcomers joining the cast are Fred Armisen, Penelope Cruz, the practically unrecognizable Kristen Wiig as Alexanya Atoz, Kyle Mooney, Karlie Kloss, Cyrus Arnold as Derek’s son, and Justin Bieber, said to appear in a cameo role. Stiller announced the majority of the cast on Instagram, and with Graham as the latest to return, it seems likely that more will follow. Plot details are unknown, but we can only hope for more model walk-offs, more younger male models vying for the spotlight and more Blue Steel magic.

Zoolander 2 will be released in theaters staring on February 16, 2016.

[DMAC]

I wonder if the people in charge really think they are going to put out something worthwhile, or if they're just sitting around a big table laughing, knowing that they will half ass it and mid 20s tards will fork over the dough to see it before they head to the Midnight Rodeo bar to do some line dancing.

[BWillie]

The 1st one was already stupid enough. Didn't care for it.

[DaveNull]

It's one that I found you needed to see again to fully appreciate. Kind of like The Big Lebowski.

[BWillie]

Originally Posted by DaveNull

It's one that I found you needed to see again to fully appreciate. Kind of like The Big Lebowski.

Admittedly, I did only see it once. Although "The Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too" bit was pretty funny.

[hometeam]

zoolander is a classic no-sense comedy.

Sort of like.. Joe Dirt.

So my prediction is that this will be about as good as Joe Dirt 2. AKA the worst piece of shit ever... for ants.

[Anyong Bluth]

Originally Posted by hometeam

zoolander is a classic no-sense comedy.

Sort of like.. Joe Dirt.

So my prediction is that this will be about as good as Joe Dirt 2. AKA the worst piece of shit ever... for ants.

You could put Mystery Men in there.

Wes Studi - Our team is #1. All other teams are 2 or lower.
- delivered deadpan serious.

[Urc Burry]

Originally Posted by BWillie

Admittedly, I did only see it once. Although "The Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too" bit was pretty funny.

The center has to be at least 3 times bigger than this!

[Rausch]

Yet another sequel no one asked for...

[Anyong Bluth]

Originally Posted by Rausch

Yet another sequel no one asked for...

How were you able to poll everyone?

Listen to your friend, Billy Zane..

[Rausch]

Originally Posted by Anyong Bluth

How were you able to poll everyone?

Listen to your friend, Billy Zane..

Other people no one gives a $#it about?

I see what you did there...

[Demonpenz]

Gasoline fight.

[Gravedigger]

MERMAN!!!

[Anyong Bluth]

Orange mocha frappuccino!!

[Anyong Bluth]

Originally Posted by Demonpenz

Gasoline fight.

Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean like an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it, which is more meaningful, I think. If there's anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we, too, can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.

Also

Do you understand that the world does not revolve around you and your "do whatever it takes, ruin as many people's lives, so long as you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied along the way, just so long so you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied and dying along the way"?

Words can only hurt you if you try to read them. Don't play their game!