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**gblowfish** · 12-18-2014, 04:12 PM

Santa, is that a wooden pickle in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

KANSAS CITY, Mo. —A convicted sex offender posing as Santa Claus has been arrested by the Jackson County Sheriff's Office for failing to report his employment, the sheriff's office announced Thursday afternoon.

James R. Gray, 50, of Lee's Summit, has been taken to the Jackson County Detention Center and was being held on $20,000 bond.

The sheriff's office said one of its detectives received a tip that the sex offender had been working as a local Santa Claus impersonator. Gray was taken into custody on Wednesday.

The sheriff's office said it is not illegal to play Santa.

"Anyone that poses as Santa Claus, who has committed sex crimes against children, is a serious concern", said Sheriff Mike Sharp. "In Gray's case, as all others, there is zero tolerance when not reporting information as required."

Gray was convicted in 1992 to "Annoy or Molest Children" and "Indecent Exposure" in Monterey County, California, according to the Missouri Highway Patrol Sex Offender Registry. He was also convicted in 1998 of "Indecent Exposure" in Santa Cruz, California, according to the registry.

http://www.kmbc.com/news/convicted-s...mbc%2B9%2Bnews

**Gonzo** · 12-18-2014, 04:55 PM

Ho ho ho

Seriously? The law states to "annoy or molest?"

I wonder if he molested kids or just annoyed them? I mean shit... If you can get arrested for annoying people, Billay is a ****ing gonner.

booger · 12-18-2014, 05:00 PM

North Pole justice

Ninja elves riding reindeer circle around the sick **** and beat him with stalkings filled with coal

booger · 12-18-2014, 05:01 PM

Glad they caught him

InChiefsHeaven · 12-18-2014, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by booger

North Pole justice

Ninja elves riding reindeer circle around the sick **** and beat him with stalkings filled with coal

Stalkings?

booger · 12-18-2014, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by InChiefsHell

Stalkings?

On the reindeer not the elves

**wazu** · 12-18-2014, 05:12 PM

That uniform could use a wash, Santa.

booger · 12-18-2014, 05:15 PM

Aw shit stockings not stalkings

12-18-2014, 04:12 PM
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $17686178 VARSITY	Santa Perv Santa, is that a wooden pickle in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? KANSAS CITY, Mo. —A convicted sex offender posing as Santa Claus has been arrested by the Jackson County Sheriff's Office for failing to report his employment, the sheriff's office announced Thursday afternoon. James R. Gray, 50, of Lee's Summit, has been taken to the Jackson County Detention Center and was being held on $20,000 bond. The sheriff's office said one of its detectives received a tip that the sex offender had been working as a local Santa Claus impersonator. Gray was taken into custody on Wednesday. The sheriff's office said it is not illegal to play Santa. "Anyone that poses as Santa Claus, who has committed sex crimes against children, is a serious concern", said Sheriff Mike Sharp. "In Gray's case, as all others, there is zero tolerance when not reporting information as required." Gray was convicted in 1992 to "Annoy or Molest Children" and "Indecent Exposure" in Monterey County, California, according to the Missouri Highway Patrol Sex Offender Registry. He was also convicted in 1998 of "Indecent Exposure" in Santa Cruz, California, according to the registry. http://www.kmbc.com/news/convicted-s...mbc%2B9%2Bnews
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12-18-2014, 05:00 PM	#3
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $1598550	North Pole justice Ninja elves riding reindeer circle around the sick ** and beat him with stalkings filled with coal __________________ 2 Chronicles 7:14** If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
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12-18-2014, 05:01 PM	#4
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $1598550	Glad they caught him __________________ 2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
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wazu ... Join Date: May 2002 Location: Kansas City, MO Casino cash: $2292295 VARSITY	That uniform could use a wash, Santa.
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12-18-2014, 05:15 PM	#8
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $1598550	Aw shit stockings not stalkings __________________ 2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
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