Food and Drink Hot Pockets Unfit for Human Consumption - Page 4

**gblowfish** · 02-20-2014, 02:37 PM

But you probably knew that already....

http://www.kolotv.com/home/headlines...246064471.html

Nestle is voluntarily recalling two of its Hot Pockets products as part of a larger meat recall.

The food maker said Tuesday that it is recalling an unspecified number of "Philly Steak" and its "Croissant Crust Philly Steak and Cheese" Hot Pockets in certain sizes.

Nestle says the products may have been affected by a meat recall by Rancho Feeding Corp. that was announced last week.

Rancho is recalling more than 8.7 million pounds of beef products after regulators said that it processed diseased and unhealthy animals without a full inspection. The USDA says the products were unfit for human consumption.

No illnesses have been reported.

Nestle says a small quantity of meat from Rancho was used at a California production facility that makes Hot Pockets.

whoman69 · 02-22-2014, 09:40 AM

Of all the crappy things on the market to eat, people are really piling on hot pockets?

Pasta Little Brioni · 02-23-2014, 01:06 AM

They are hell who man

**CrazyPhuD** · 02-23-2014, 06:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anyong Bluth

http://www.timeslive.co.za/africa/20...ing-human-meat

Did you get a choice between the white meat or the dark meat?

**Anyong Bluth** · 02-23-2014, 07:51 AM

I heard Brannen Greene had a stockpile of pepperoni, and was all over Lawrence tossing them left and right like live grenades.

**gblowfish** · 03-03-2014, 12:18 PM

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/0...ushpmg00000022

We don't know for sure if we're alone on this planet or if the universe is actually just a hologram, but we do know why this kid had sex with a ham and cheese Hot Pocket.

Thanks to First We Feast, we're now blissfully aware of what made this 18 year old, who goes by the codename VERSACEPOCKETS, decide to fornicate with one of America's favorite savory pastries, post evidence on Vine and become Internet famous.

"I just thought it was so f----n’ funny," he said. He also hinted that he did it to gain Twitter followers, but that plan didn't exactly pan out because, as Jezebel points out, he's now banned from Twitter, Vine and blocked by @hotpockets.

VERSACEPOCKETS also said those looking to follow in his flakey-crusted footsteps should wrap it up.

"I tried doing it without a condom and it was just, like, way too hot," he said. "I put it in the fridge for a little bit and I was like, 'Dude, I’m gonna have to use a condom if I’m gonna actually stick my dick in the whole Hot Pocket.'"

Pasta Little Brioni · 03-03-2014, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anyong Bluth

I heard Brannen Greene had a stockpile of pepperoni, and was all over Lawrence tossing them left and right like live grenades.

The Hot pockets would be a better team name than a mythical pilgrim

02-20-2014, 02:37 PM
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $17686178 VARSITY	Hot Pockets Unfit for Human Consumption But you probably knew that already.... http://www.kolotv.com/home/headlines...246064471.html Nestle is voluntarily recalling two of its Hot Pockets products as part of a larger meat recall. The food maker said Tuesday that it is recalling an unspecified number of "Philly Steak" and its "Croissant Crust Philly Steak and Cheese" Hot Pockets in certain sizes. Nestle says the products may have been affected by a meat recall by Rancho Feeding Corp. that was announced last week. Rancho is recalling more than 8.7 million pounds of beef products after regulators said that it processed diseased and unhealthy animals without a full inspection. The USDA says the products were unfit for human consumption. No illnesses have been reported. Nestle says a small quantity of meat from Rancho was used at a California production facility that makes Hot Pockets.
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02-23-2014, 01:06 AM	#47
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02-23-2014, 07:51 AM	#49
Anyong Bluth Deus ambulans inter homines Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Chicago Casino cash: $9689340	I heard Brannen Greene had a stockpile of pepperoni, and was all over Lawrence tossing them left and right like live grenades. __________________ Suck it, *beautiful*
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03-03-2014, 12:18 PM	#50
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $17686178 VARSITY	http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/0...ushpmg00000022 We don't know for sure if we're alone on this planet or if the universe is actually just a hologram, but we do know why this kid had sex with a ham and cheese Hot Pocket. Thanks to First We Feast, we're now blissfully aware of what made this 18 year old, who goes by the codename VERSACEPOCKETS, decide to fornicate with one of America's favorite savory pastries, post evidence on Vine and become Internet famous. "I just thought it was so f----n’ funny," he said. He also hinted that he did it to gain Twitter followers, but that plan didn't exactly pan out because, as Jezebel points out, he's now banned from Twitter, Vine and blocked by @hotpockets. VERSACEPOCKETS also said those looking to follow in his flakey-crusted footsteps should wrap it up. "I tried doing it without a condom and it was just, like, way too hot," he said. "I put it in the fridge for a little bit and I was like, 'Dude, I’m gonna have to use a condom if I’m gonna actually stick my dick in the whole Hot Pocket.'"
Posts: 40,830