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bowser 47 66.20%
Simply Red 24 33.80%
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Old 06-23-2018, 02:03 PM  
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Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 3 - bowser versus Simply Red

Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is.


bowser

Venue - Classic desert terrain
Starting Distance - 2279 feet

Main Weapon - A sawed-off shotgun with six shells
Backup Weapon - Sling shot with 20 golf ball-size stones

Prep Time - 22 seconds
Special Factors - None

Simply Red

Main Weapon - Colt .45 revolver (6 bullets)
Backup Weapon - None

Prep Time - 12 Minutes
Special Factors - None

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Old 06-24-2018, 07:55 AM   #46
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Simply should have gotten a mini Review Brah with napkin and knife
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Old 06-24-2018, 08:21 AM   #47
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Interesting.

Does Bowser have to count to 720 aloud with his eyes closed while SR preps? If so, I vote for SR.
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Old 06-24-2018, 08:47 AM   #48
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Simply Red casually waits for Bowser to leap, runs under him hitting the switch activating the trap door, knocking Bowser into the lava.
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Old 06-24-2018, 09:21 AM   #49
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Old 06-24-2018, 02:41 PM   #50
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Old 06-24-2018, 04:07 PM   #51
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This was too easy. Simply Red, after insisting we share a bottle of Giacomo Conterno Monfortino before the showdown, blows his dick off by mistake after realizing there is no good place to hold a Colt .45 on a Giorgio Armani Melange Two Piece Wool other than in the waist band. After he drunkenly shoves the .45 down the front of his pants and the head of his special purpose, I give him mercy by turning his head into a canoe with my Mad Max Special (Mel Gibson era, or course).

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Old 06-24-2018, 04:30 PM   #52
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This was too easy. Simply Red, after insisting we share a bottle of Giacomo Conterno Monfortino before the showdown, blows his dick off by mistake after realizing there is no good place to hold a Colt .45 on a Giorgio Armani Melange Two Piece Wool other than in the waist band. After he drunkenly shoves the .45 down the front of his pants and the head of his special purpose, I give him mercy by turning his head into a canoe with my Mad Max Special (Mel Gibson era, or course).

RIP, sweet prince.
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Old 06-24-2018, 05:14 PM   #53
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Upon first sight, Bowser is overwhelmed with SR's sartorial splendor. Sporting the latest Prada Game eyewear & Ferragamo suede camo boots, SR is an unstoppable force of nature. Bowser realizes that his vintage army surplus accoutrement is no match for the "Rambo of Haute Couture". Bowser surrenders immediately. SR, kind soul that he is, spares Bowser & treats him to a "nice" dinner at Bacchanalia.
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Old 06-24-2018, 05:24 PM   #54
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You guys are forgetting the Bi Polar sneak attack. SR in a walk.
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Old 06-24-2018, 05:41 PM   #55
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SR:
I would consult the Gladiator Competitive Commitee.
This was a serious mismatch.
I hope you at least showed up dressed nice and sheeet
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Old 06-24-2018, 07:10 PM   #56
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I would consult the Gladiator Competitive Commitee.
This was a serious mismatch.
I hope you at least showed up dressed nice and sheeet
Yeah I know - I needed to lose to remember what it feels like.
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Old 06-24-2018, 07:11 PM   #57
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Upon first sight, Bowser is overwhelmed with SR's sartorial splendor. Sporting the latest Prada Game eyewear & Ferragamo suede camo boots, SR is an unstoppable force of nature. Bowser realizes that his vintage army surplus accoutrement is no match for the "Rambo of Haute Couture". Bowser surrenders immediately. SR, kind soul that he is, spares Bowser & treats him to a "nice" dinner at Bacchanalia.
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Old 06-24-2018, 07:12 PM   #58
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Old 06-24-2018, 07:21 PM   #59
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Old 06-24-2018, 08:02 PM   #60
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This was too easy. Simply Red, after insisting we share a bottle of Giacomo Conterno Monfortino before the showdown, blows his dick off by mistake after realizing there is no good place to hold a Colt .45 on a Giorgio Armani Melange Two Piece Wool other than in the waist band. After he drunkenly shoves the .45 down the front of his pants and the head of his special purpose, I give him mercy by turning his head into a canoe with my Mad Max Special (Mel Gibson era, or course).

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