Life I'm Otter - AMA

Otter · 03-03-2018, 08:04 PM

Hi my screen name is Otter. I'm doing a lot of travelling this month and I'm currently sitting in a motel room sipping on a scotch . In keeping with diphg9 AMA thread requests I'm open for questions. I'll start off with a couple tidbits about myself that I can think of to get things rolling:

born in eastern PA in a small coal mining town which county has roughly 5x the national cirrhosis related deaths over anywhere in the US last I checked
never met a black person until junior year in high school but dated quite a few black girls in college
served as an altar boy in the Catholic Church for 3 months before getting kicked off the team
kicked out of 2 high schools for "misconduct"
read my last rights at age 8 in front of my crying mother
state championship wrestler in PA at 138lbs
earned two degrees in EE and CS plus too many certs to mention
currently live in Duragno, CO after numerous moves on the east coast - a planeteer who shall remain nameless introduced me to real mountains back in 2001ish and I never looked back
kicked the shit out of 2 men twice my size at the same time outside a dive bar in college because they thought I wasn't going to defend myself
i'm married, 1/3 owner in successful LLC, and proud owner of the coolest boxer dog ever born
will ignore any political questions; i'm nor republican or democrat if you want to draw lines and think they're both equally full of shit

Let's see how it goes if at all..Let 'er rip. I'll be as honest as possible w/o revealing any personal info.

Nickhead · 03-03-2018, 08:09 PM

why did you feel the need to reveal you never met a black person until high school, and that you dated some in college. and so high up the list to boot

ChiliConCarnage · 03-03-2018, 08:10 PM

Can you speak Farsi?
Pineapple on Pizza or naw?
Alien or Predator?

Otter · 03-03-2018, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickhead

why did you feel the need to reveal you never met a black person until high school, and that you dated some in college. and so high up the list to boot

Because I knew the topic would draw interest. How many people do you know that haven't met a black person until late high school?

Otter · 03-03-2018, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiliConCarnage

Can you speak Farsi?
Pineapple on Pizza or naw?
Alien or Predator?

No
No
Predator

**Bowser** · 03-03-2018, 08:12 PM

Where the shit did I leave my keys?

eDave · 03-03-2018, 08:15 PM

Do you know how to play a musical instrument?

Otter · 03-03-2018, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Bowser

Where the shit did I leave my keys?

I once lost my keys to the point I was living off the spare for roughly a week. I found them in the space between the passenger side seat and the door. Try there.

MTG#10 · 03-03-2018, 08:15 PM

Why do you feel the need to lie about things to complete strangers?

Nickhead · 03-03-2018, 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otter

Because I knew the topic would draw interest. How many people do you know that haven't met a black person until late high school?

this isn't a Nickhead AMA, i don't have to answer.

**Easy 6** · 03-03-2018, 08:17 PM

You only get one weapon to survive the zombie apocalypse... AK-47 or AR-15?

**TimBone** · 03-03-2018, 08:17 PM

Mayo, miracle whip, or semen?

Otter · 03-03-2018, 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eDave

Do you know how to play a musical instrument?

I can play Bob Seger's 'on the road again' pretty good on an acoustic guitar and sing 'folsom prison' after a couple beers on open mic but that's about it as far as music goes.

Never pursued.

Otter · 03-03-2018, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MTG#10

Why do you feel the need to lie about things to complete strangers?

You're going to have to elaborate. If I could read minds I'd be a millionaire.

Nickhead · 03-03-2018, 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otter

I can play Bob Seger's 'on the road again' pretty good on an acoustic guitar and sing 'folsom prison' after a couple beers on open mic but that's about it as far as music goes.

Never pursued.

willie nelson?

03-03-2018, 08:04 PM
Otter Live free or die hard Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Durango, CO Casino cash: $2808382	I'm Otter - AMA Hi my screen name is Otter. I'm doing a lot of travelling this month and I'm currently sitting in a motel room sipping on a scotch . In keeping with diphg9 AMA thread requests I'm open for questions. I'll start off with a couple tidbits about myself that I can think of to get things rolling: born in eastern PA in a small coal mining town which county has roughly 5x the national cirrhosis related deaths over anywhere in the US last I checked never met a black person until junior year in high school but dated quite a few black girls in college served as an altar boy in the Catholic Church for 3 months before getting kicked off the team kicked out of 2 high schools for "misconduct" read my last rights at age 8 in front of my crying mother state championship wrestler in PA at 138lbs earned two degrees in EE and CS plus too many certs to mention currently live in Duragno, CO after numerous moves on the east coast - a planeteer who shall remain nameless introduced me to real mountains back in 2001ish and I never looked back kicked the shit out of 2 men twice my size at the same time outside a dive bar in college because they thought I wasn't going to defend myself i'm married, 1/3 owner in successful LLC, and proud owner of the coolest boxer dog ever born will ignore any political questions; i'm nor republican or democrat if you want to draw lines and think they're both equally full of shit Let's see how it goes if at all..Let 'er rip. I'll be as honest as possible w/o revealing any personal info.
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