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Kaepernick · 10-07-2014, 06:25 PM

Are there any bigger douchebags on the road than Infinity G25, G35, and Q60 drivers?

These flaming a-holes will do 30 mph over the limit on city streets, cut you off with the smallest of space, run red lights, tailgate mercilessly, and just generally act like they own the gd-damn road. They think their butts are plated with gold, giving them a divine, intrinsic right go faster, be in front, have a clear unobstructed view, cut off everybody on the road and get there sooner than everybody else in existence.

Poll to follow just on the minuscule odds that I might be overlooking the driver base of another make of car that is 1/10th as rude, obnoxious, selfish, conceited, narcissistic, reckless, pigheaded, self-gratifying and vain than Infiniti G25, G35 and Q60 drivers. Even egotistical a-hole Benz drivers are not as big of douchebags. Even inferiority completed Volvo drivers who all wish they could afford a Benz are not such flaming douchebags.

Vote for the driving douchebag of your choice which you know in your heart are the soul-less, scum-sucking, evil, invertebrate maggots that are Infiniti G25, G35 and Q60 drivers. I predict this poll won't even be close.

**TinyEvel** · 10-08-2014, 10:59 PM

There are no bigger douche drivers than in Los Angeles, hands down, by a wide margin. Specifically in Beverly Hills and Brentwood.

I lived there over 40 years. As a driver and cyclist, it's terrible. It's a city with no good public transportation, too many people and everything spread out. You have tons of people who feel they are more important than you and in a hurry to get somewhere.

I drove to a meeting with my boss once. Both lanes on the onramp were packed. He just drove on the shoulder all the way up and onto the freeway, said "I'd just expense the ticket if I got caught."
On the way back he pulled all the way up to a red light in the right turn lane and floored it and merged left when the light turned green, saying, "I'm more important than these people. Dozens of people are relying on me getting back to the office. That's more important."

I moved to Northern California, and people actually stop to let you into a crowded lane. It's awesome. Pay it forward!

Kaepernick · 10-09-2014, 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by TinyEvel

There are no bigger douche drivers than in Los Angeles, hands down, by a wide margin. Specifically in Beverly Hills and Brentwood.

I lived there over 40 years. As a driver and cyclist, it's terrible. It's a city with no good public transportation, too many people and everything spread out. You have tons of people who feel they are more important than you and in a hurry to get somewhere.

I drove to a meeting with my boss once. Both lanes on the onramp were packed. He just drove on the shoulder all the way up and onto the freeway, said "I'd just expense the ticket if I got caught."
On the way back he pulled all the way up to a red light in the right turn lane and floored it and merged left when the light turned green, saying, "I'm more important than these people. Dozens of people are relying on me getting back to the office. That's more important."

I moved to Northern California, and people actually stop to let you into a crowded lane. It's awesome. Pay it forward!

While I completely believe you about the tampon holding nature of L.A. drivers, it begs the question... but what vehicles do these Douchebags drive?

**Rain Man** · 10-09-2014, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by 505 Chief

Come on man, you can tell us; they put a secret douchebag driving manual in every new model off the floor, don't they.

They do, but it's in German.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 10-09-2014, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

They do, but it's in German.

**Rain Man** · 10-09-2014, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by TinyEvel

I moved to Northern California, and people actually stop to let you into a crowded lane. It's awesome. Pay it forward!

I drove out to Napa a few years ago on a business trip, and I still remember the toll gate somewhere along the way. I can't remember how many lanes it had, but it was shocklingly huge. And when you paid and exited, there was a big massive row of stop lights, one for each lane, staggering when you could take off because 75 percent of the lanes went away in a quarter-mile. I don't think you could survive if you didn't cooperate.

KC native · 10-09-2014, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Bwana

That whole passing thing is another subject but I hear you. The North Dakota drivers are the worst for that around here. Some dickweed with ND plates will be doing 70-75 MPH and when I go to pass 95% of the time they will speed up. I just step on it and blow by them but WTF? I guess the guy thinks his dick is going to lose 3" if he gets passed.

DFW drivers are terrible at this too. ****ers will cruise along at the speed limit in the fast lane and when you go to pass them they all of a sudden remember where their gas pedal is.

Shit is infuriating.

**Rain Man** · 10-09-2014, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by KC native

DFW drivers are terrible at this too. ****ers will cruise along at the speed limit in the fast lane and when you go to pass them they all of a sudden remember where their gas pedal is.

Shit is infuriating.

I lived in Texas for a couple of years, and I swear I never saw a car going the speed limit. It's like the whole state is downhill.

KC native · 10-09-2014, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

I lived in Texas for a couple of years, and I swear I never saw a car going the speed limit. It's like the whole state is downhill.

As people have moved here, the driving has gotten worse.

On the plus side, if you're not doing more than 10 over, the cops don't even look at you.

View Poll Results: Are Infiniti G25, G35 and Q60 drivers the biggest Douchebags on 4 wheels? Hint: Yes
Yes, Infiniti G25, G35 and Q60 Drivers are the Tampax Gold Standard of vehicular Douchebags!	6	10.91%
No, BMW vermin are the Kotex tampons of rude drivers.	12	21.82%
No, Mercedez-Benz scum are the Playtex tampons of bad drivers.	6	10.91%
No, Volvo ass wipes are the Always tampons of horrid drivers.	1	1.82%
No, Lexus pukes are the Moxie tampons of obnoxious drivers.	1	1.82%
No, Mustang freaks are the Veeda tampons of brainless drivers.	4	7.27%
No, Honda Civic squids are the OB tampons of lowlife drivers.	2	3.64%
No, Prius jackasses are the Nutracare tampons of vile drivers	19	34.55%
None of the above, it a different car than any of these. See my post.	4	7.27%
Great poll, but you **** yourself in the ass with the sharp limb off an Aids tree anyway!	15	27.27%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 55. You may not vote on this poll

10-07-2014, 06:25 PM
Kaepernick Niner Trash Join Date: Mar 2013 Casino cash: $10013638	Are there any bigger douchebags on the road than Infiniti G25, G35 and Q60 drivers? Are there any bigger douchebags on the road than Infinity G25, G35, and Q60 drivers? These flaming a-holes will do 30 mph over the limit on city streets, cut you off with the smallest of space, run red lights, tailgate mercilessly, and just generally act like they own the gd-damn road. They think their butts are plated with gold, giving them a divine, intrinsic right go faster, be in front, have a clear unobstructed view, cut off everybody on the road and get there sooner than everybody else in existence. Poll to follow just on the minuscule odds that I might be overlooking the driver base of another make of car that is 1/10th as rude, obnoxious, selfish, conceited, narcissistic, reckless, pigheaded, self-gratifying and vain than Infiniti G25, G35 and Q60 drivers. Even egotistical a-hole Benz drivers are not as big of douchebags. Even inferiority completed Volvo drivers who all wish they could afford a Benz are not such flaming douchebags. Vote for the driving douchebag of your choice which you know in your heart are the soul-less, scum-sucking, evil, invertebrate maggots that are Infiniti G25, G35 and Q60 drivers. I predict this poll won't even be close.
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10-08-2014, 10:59 PM	#166
TinyEvel Just a li'l Evel Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Bald. Goatee. Jorts. Casino cash: $5477131	There are no bigger douche drivers than in Los Angeles, hands down, by a wide margin. Specifically in Beverly Hills and Brentwood. I lived there over 40 years. As a driver and cyclist, it's terrible. It's a city with no good public transportation, too many people and everything spread out. You have tons of people who feel they are more important than you and in a hurry to get somewhere. I drove to a meeting with my boss once. Both lanes on the onramp were packed. He just drove on the shoulder all the way up and onto the freeway, said "I'd just expense the ticket if I got caught." On the way back he pulled all the way up to a red light in the right turn lane and floored it and merged left when the light turned green, saying, "I'm more important than these people. Dozens of people are relying on me getting back to the office. That's more important." I moved to Northern California, and people actually stop to let you into a crowded lane. It's awesome. Pay it forward!
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