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Old 03-29-2013, 12:41 PM  
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Irrational Fears

I finished up an application for a grant this morning. As part of the process, I needed to include all transcripts from all institutions I attended. Even though I know what my GPA was, before I opened my copies of the transcripts an irrational fear plagued me. "What if someone changed a grade? What if there was a misprint on my degree?"

Every semester before I would open grades I'd have the same fear and I'd have to psych myself up the way someone does before a set on the bench before opening them.

I also hate clowns and want to kill every clown I see.

What are your most bizarre/irrational fears?

Oh, and before someone gets it in post #2:

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Old 03-30-2013, 11:24 PM   #211
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It didn't help when in 2006, I came face to face with a 5 foot long Atlantic Barracuda that bared its teeth at me while snorkeling in Mexico.

I'd never swam so fast in my life as I did that morning. There were people on the shore that saw it coming at me, too.
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Old 03-31-2013, 12:07 AM   #212
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Noodling, isnt that where some 70 pound catfish pulls you into a snag and drowns you? yeah no thanks, i'll throw out a line full of stink or cut bait and drink beer shoreside.

Gigging frogs is fun though.
I like ****ing around with all sorts or reptiles despite better judgement and there is no ****ing chance in hell I'll ever go noodling.

I mean, it would take a lot of alcohol.
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Old 03-31-2013, 02:12 AM   #213
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Next fear on your list....anal fissure.

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Old 03-31-2013, 07:22 AM   #214
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Or kick them hard enough, I guess.
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Old 03-31-2013, 07:38 AM   #215
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my most irrational fear is that I'll end up on World Star Hip Hop in a viral fight/knockout video. I never go to bars anymore because of that. the upside of that is I never have bar tabs anymore.
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Old 03-31-2013, 09:24 AM   #216
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Old 03-31-2013, 10:01 AM   #217
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my most irrational fear is that I'll end up on World Star Hip Hop in a viral fight/knockout video. I never go to bars anymore because of that. the upside of that is I never have bar tabs anymore.


I don't think many people here will catch the reference, but that's pretty damn funny.
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Old 03-31-2013, 10:06 AM   #218
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Old 03-31-2013, 10:38 AM   #219
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Puking and flying, and the fears are married sometimes.

When I was little, I guess I got really sick and all I remember was puking no matter what I did, or where I turned. I rem,DMV them holding a bucket underneath me as we walked down the stairs. I think it has completely traumatized me. Now when I feel sick, I freak out and I will do anything not to puke. And I certainly can't be around it or see it on tv or in real life. Holding someone's hair whole they're sick? Count me the **** out. It's created other fears like getting cancer and...flying.

So I take Valium on flights with Dramamine. It helps curb both fears...

My fear of lurking has also been key in me not being a big drink and is huge I mew being able to suit smoking. So it HS it's good things as well
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Old 04-01-2013, 01:24 PM   #220
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watched the games with my dad yesterday.
came home and quickly realized that I'm afraid of the bowl of fruit sitting on the dining room table.

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Old 04-01-2013, 01:50 PM   #221
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Bisquit roll tubes scare the shit outa me.

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Old 04-01-2013, 02:09 PM   #222
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Bisquit roll tubes scare the shit outa me.

Not sure why, but when they pop, I shart.

that's not irrational. those things are dangerous.

http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/acc...cuit_brain.htm
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Old 04-01-2013, 02:45 PM   #224
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Old 04-01-2013, 03:00 PM   #225
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Those mother****ers will stomp your shit in a second I swear!
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