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11-18-2017, 02:48 PM | #16 |
Fish are scared of me
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I retired!
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11-18-2017, 02:59 PM | #17 |
Time For Your Wake Up Call !!!
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OK, That made me laugh, kinda in a sick fashion but nevertheless, a laugh!
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11-18-2017, 03:09 PM | #18 |
In Search of a Life
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Depends on how many women that look up to me are around to watch.
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11-18-2017, 03:19 PM | #19 |
Be Kind To Your Pets
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Just.......Justa.......Juuuuuuuusta MIIIIINUTE........ and I'll answer you.
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11-18-2017, 03:30 PM | #20 |
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You're all gonna go blind and grow hair on your palms!
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11-18-2017, 03:33 PM | #21 |
Opie and Anthony XM 105
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11-18-2017, 04:19 PM | #22 |
ON CP YOU’RE SOMEBODY’S BITCH!
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I thought it was funny.
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11-18-2017, 04:23 PM | #23 |
ON CP YOU’RE SOMEBODY’S BITCH!
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Depends on how often I am getting laid. Generally I like to get off 2-3 times per day. So...yeah...depends on how often I am getting it. I had sex today at 11:30. Who knows if I'll get another one in there before I go to work tonight.
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11-18-2017, 04:52 PM | #24 |
In Search of a Life
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11-18-2017, 04:56 PM | #25 |
Pessimistically optimistic.
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6-8 times a week
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11-18-2017, 04:57 PM | #26 |
Veteran
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11-18-2017, 05:17 PM | #27 |
Rock Chalk Jayhawks! KU!!!
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None. Been married 26 years. All I have to do is ask the Mrs.
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11-18-2017, 05:47 PM | #28 |
MVP
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My SO keeps me taken care of but she's been out of town (in KC) for 2 weeks...the 1/2 Gallon jug of lotion from Sam's need a redo.
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11-18-2017, 05:51 PM | #29 |
Future NBA Finals MVP
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Sounds like too much work.
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11-18-2017, 05:52 PM | #30 |
Rock Chalk Jayhawks! KU!!!
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