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View Poll Results: What is adequate punishment for your children crying/misbehaving at a public eatery? | |||
Locked up in a cage for an entire week. | 1 | 2.27% | |
Scalped at the hairline with a farmer's scythe. | 6 | 13.64% | |
Each limb tied to an individual horse for quartering. | 3 | 6.82% | |
Chained to a car/truck and dragged for miles. | 1 | 2.27% | |
Beaten purple with a meat tenderized. | 3 | 6.82% | |
Antifreeze in the next morning's Frosted Flakes. | 8 | 18.18% | |
Put up for adoption ASAP. | 3 | 6.82% | |
Grounded for life. | 0 | 0% | |
Cell phone put in microwave | 2 | 4.55% | |
I would never punish my childred for being children. This is crazy! | 6 | 13.64% | |
None of the punishments fit the bill and are too mild, IMO. | 4 | 9.09% | |
I don't go out in public. I hate my family and myself. | 3 | 6.82% | |
This isn't a football topic and belongs elsewhere, talk to me about the Chiefs and only the Chiefs. | 4 | 9.09% | |
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Leave it to BEP to not recognize a humor thread and give a serious answer.
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05-28-2018, 08:18 PM | #21 |
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But honestly...they get to eat oatmeal for breakfast. For a month. Unsweetened.
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I pulled one out of the restaurant. Sat in the car while the rest of the family finished.
That was the end of the brat. Forever
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05-28-2018, 08:54 PM | #23 |
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Way back when I was a kid, I apparently loudly asked my mom in a supermarket, "why do fat people's arms only come down to here? (Hands at my waist) as we were in the same lane as an obese woman.
She rushed me to another aisle according to the story, and laughed her ass off... Random story but I thought it kind of in some way shape or form related to this thread |
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I was too quick to pick Farmers Scythe that I didn't see the anti-freeze option. I am ashamed.
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