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Old 03-18-2013, 11:56 PM  
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****Official 2013-14 Missouri Tiger Football Repository Thread****

We have two things to look forward to this year:

1) The potential beginning of the Maty Mauk Era. Mauk represents the best chance for this program to get back to a level of respectability after horrendous QB play cost us multiple games last year.

2) The last year of the Gary Pinkel era. Pinkel's entrenched cronyism won't play in a conference this competitive, especially if he couples his abysmal gameday coaching with lackadaisical, worst-in-conference recruiting. Pinkel was the formerly adequate meal that has now turned into a four pound bowel obstruction. It's time to jam a Fleet's enema up our collective asses.

Here is the schedule. We dodge Alabama, LSU, and Arkansas in the west and the Non-con is decidedly weaker than years past.

8/31: Murray State
9/7: Toledo
9/21: @ Indiana
9/28: Arkansas State
10/5:@ Vanderbilt
10/12: @ Georgia
10/19:Florida
10/26: South Carolina
11/2:Tennessee
11/9: @ Kentucky
11/23: @ Ole Miss
11/30: aTm

Looks like 6-6. Undefeated in non-con, 2-6 in league play.

I will eventually update the OP with a list of high profile in-state recruits that decide to go elsewhere after a half-assed attempt to gain their services. The inevitable cavalcade of *** rejects, skeezers, skanks, and scalliwags we get will fill out the ranks.


Razors, cyanide capsules, and Jonestown Kool-Aid are available in the break room. Second door on the left.

Since every Mizzou thread eventually dies of AIDS, I recommend starting anti-retroviral therapy immediately. I believe Walgreens covers Express Scripts.


Premium In-State Players:

Roderick Johnson: **** OT, Florissant, MO.
Monte Harrison: **** WR, Lee's Summit, MO.
Jimmy Swain: **** LB, Lee's Summit, MO


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Old 08-14-2013, 12:45 PM   #256
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Josey and Gaines have been sidelined with injuries. Only Mizzou.
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Old 08-14-2013, 12:53 PM   #257
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Josey and Gaines have been sidelined with injuries. Only Mizzou.
Possibly the best thing that could happen to the program.

A 6 win season will be crippling long-term and if Josey's back to the guy he was 2 years ago, he can drag the Tigers to 2-3 conference wins on his own.
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Old 08-14-2013, 12:56 PM   #258
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Possibly the best thing that could happen to the program.

A 6 win season will be crippling long-term and if Josey's back to the guy he was 2 years ago, he can drag the Tigers to 2-3 conference wins on his own.
I hate to say it but its best for them to just get thumped. I honestly don't know how much more Pinkel I can take.
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Old 08-14-2013, 01:05 PM   #259
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Josey and Gaines have been sidelined with injuries. Only Mizzou.
Josey practiced full-speed today and Gaines has a strain. Both will be fine.
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Old 08-14-2013, 01:08 PM   #260
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Josey practiced full-speed today and Gaines has a strain. Both will be fine.
****ing newspaper said they were both sidelined, can't those mother****ers get anything right?
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****ing newspaper said they were both sidelined, can't those mother****ers get anything right?
They WERE sidelined (Gaines still is). However, both should be fine for game 1.
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Old 08-14-2013, 03:35 PM   #262
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They WERE sidelined (Gaines still is). However, both should be fine for game 1.
Doesn't matter, this will be an epically awful year. I'm usually optimistic but not with that prick driving the program in the ground.
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Old 08-28-2013, 08:10 PM   #263
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Missouri added two more ** scrubs to the team this week. Average star rating is now 2.55 stars. UMass, Cincy, Temple, Syracuse, Colorado, and Iowa State all have higher average star ratings.

Trevon Walters had offers from Tulane, Toledo, FIU, Marshall, Minnesota, and South Florida

Tavos Ross had a single offer from Middle Tennessee State

This team might win 8 games in '14-'16 combined.
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Old 08-28-2013, 08:16 PM   #265
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Listened to some of the most shameful "journalism" I've ever heard today. The local sports radio station decided to spend most of their program pillorying a book that contains a chapter on the MU tutoring debacle, claiming that it was a hit piece. Of course, they never admit that the station only survives because it broadcasts Missouri sports, and thus, acts as a propaganda arm of the University rather than an actual part of the media meant to cover and report on them.

It's a shit time to be a Tiger. Then again, when isn't it?
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Listened to some of the most shameful "journalism" I've ever heard today. The local sports radio station decided to spend most of their program pillorying a book that contains a chapter on the MU tutoring debacle, claiming that it was a hit piece. Of course, they never admit that the station only survives because it broadcasts Missouri sports, and thus, acts as a propaganda arm of the University rather than an actual part of the media meant to cover and report on them.

It's a shit time to be a Tiger. Then again, when isn't it?
Zimmer had to convert two other stations to help boost KTGR up just to get the radio deal. Its pretty much a worthless sports station - mainly because their douche sports voice hates KC sports teams. A Mid-Missouri sports station needs to basically have a KC voice teamed with a STL voice.
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I'm covering Hillcrest this year.. I'll be sure to report what I see of DGB's lil bro.
I heard conjecture that he was going to be better than DGB before his leukemia diagnosis. Was that complete bullshit?
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