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Rob Birnoas dead
http://www.wsmv.com/story/26586760/e...illed-in-crash
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10-03-2014, 06:53 PM | #91 |
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But he had just told his wife goodnight and was fine...
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10-03-2014, 06:55 PM | #92 |
You Sweetie!
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10-03-2014, 06:59 PM | #93 |
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10-03-2014, 07:29 PM | #94 |
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Likeliness of losing consciousness? , no. Not to an alcoholic.
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10-03-2014, 07:56 PM | #95 |
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.2? Please...
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10-03-2014, 08:02 PM | #96 |
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Bet he got a charge out of that drive.
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10-03-2014, 10:52 PM | #97 |
Now you've pissed me off!
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I know a guy who blew a .26 about two hours after he'd stopped drinking.
Funny part of the story is this: He crashes his car in the opposite ditch after driving for more than 20 miles. He thought that he was following the ****ing car he was driving.
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10-03-2014, 10:54 PM | #98 |
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not shocking compared to some of my stories - heck I pm'd you right in the middle of all of that - for some reason I remember that - I was so wasted on this site, many times.
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10-03-2014, 11:00 PM | #99 |
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wow. He was Irish Drunk.
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10-04-2014, 01:55 AM | #100 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
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Wow! He was heating up a spoon wasted.
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10-04-2014, 02:01 AM | #101 |
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COME TOGETHER WITH YOUR HANDS!!!! SAAAAAVE MEEEE!!!
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10-04-2014, 07:01 AM | #103 |
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Is this necessary? That's all I'm asking.
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10-04-2014, 07:03 AM | #104 |
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10-04-2014, 07:09 AM | #105 |
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Am I really going to be the first guy to come in with the "I know a really cool guy who was hit head on by a drunk driver and is now paralyzed" line? That has to be some sort of record. It's like the one time you take a risk and make a cancer joke, and then the guy in your group just got diagnosed with stage 4 lung cancer.
Anyways, I know a really cool guy who was hit head on by a drunk driver and is now paralyzed. One of the nicest guys in my graduating class, and it's pathetic that he'll never be able to walk again because some ****tard had to get behind a wheel after getting shitfaced. I've done a lot of stupid shit in my life, but that's absolutely inexcusable. In Bironas' case, thank God the bald bastard didn't kill anybody other than himself. Good riddance. Your legacy of place kicking (lol) and banging Terry Bradshaw's daughter (lol) are now about as nonexistent as your current facial structure. |
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