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If you were drafted into the Chiefsplanet army...
I have a list of 177 careers in the U.S. army, taken from this site: http://www.goarmy.com/careers-and-jo...iation#results
You have now been drafted into the Chiefsplanet army. Report to this thread and I will randomly assign you a career. As background, I have no idea how many people work in each of these careers, so I made a complete guess. For example, I know infantry is going to be the biggest, but I don't know how may people are dental specialists or radar repairers. So I guessed, making sure that no field is less than 0.1 percent. This may make the army band bigger than normal, but I'm not really worried about it. So...ten-HUT, soldiers! Show up and get your duty rosters! |
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I like your attitude. You inspire the troops. Henceforth, you will be a ...
Human Resources Specialist OVERVIEW A human resources specialist is responsible for providing support that affects Soldiers’ overall welfare and well-being while assisting leaders with keeping Soldiers combat-ready and effective. JOB DUTIES Assist on all human resource support matters Oversight of all strength management and strength distribution actions Responsible for the readiness, health and welfare of all Soldiers. Postal and personnel accountability support Maintain emergency notification data REQUIREMENTS Those who want to serve must first take the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery, a series of tests that helps you better understand your strengths and identify which Army jobs are best for you. TRAINING Job training for human resources specialist begins with 10 weeks of Basic Combat Training and nine weeks of Advanced Individual Training with on-the-job instructions on human resource systems. Part of this time is spent in the classroom and part in the field. Additional training opportunities will be available based on the type of unit you are assigned to, including (but not limited to) postal operations, airborne or air assault school. HELPFUL SKILLS Aptitude for English and business administration Able to follow detailed orders Sound people skills COMPENSATION Total compensation includes housing, medical, food, special pay, and vacation time. Learn more about total compensation. EDUCATION BENEFITS In the Army, qualified students can earn full-tuition, merit-based scholarships, allowances for books and fees, plus an annual stipend for living expenses. Learn more about education benefits. FUTURE CIVILIAN CAREERS Companies need experienced human resources professionals with knowledge of human relations, payroll, records keeping and other facets of employment. The skills acquired in the Army will be invaluable in continuing a human resources career after your Army service is complete.
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No need to assign me shit. I already know I'm CP's Nazi Scalp Collector.
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Your skills can best be used waist-deep in humid climates. You are an... Infantryman (See earlier description.)
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I SOMEHOW SQUEAKED BY THE MENTAL EXAM AND I AM HERE REPORTING FOR DUTY, SIR.
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Food Service Specialist OVERVIEW The food service specialist is primarily responsible for the preparation and service of food in field or garrison food service operations. JOB DUTIES Bake, fry, braise, boil, simmer, steam and sauté as prescribed by Army recipes Operate, maintain and clean field kitchen equipment Perform preventive maintenance on garrison and field kitchen equipment REQUIREMENTS Those who want to serve must first take the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery, a series of tests that helps you better understand your strengths and identify which Army jobs are best for you. TRAINING Job training for a food service specialist requires 10 weeks of Basic Combat Training and nine weeks of Advanced Individual Training with on-the-job instructions. Part of this time is spent in the classroom and part in the field, including practice in food preparation. Some of the skills you’ll learn are: Standard and dietetic menus and recipes Preparation and cooking of various foodstuffs and bakery products Food and supply ordering Storage of meats, poultry and other perishable items HELPFUL SKILLS Interest in cooking, home economics, health, mathematics, accounting and chemistry COMPENSATION Total compensation includes housing, medical, food, special pay, and vacation time. Learn more about total compensation. EDUCATION BENEFITS In the Army, qualified students can earn full-tuition, merit-based scholarships, allowances for books and fees, plus an annual stipend for living expenses. Learn more about education benefits. FUTURE CIVILIAN CAREERS The skills you learn will help prepare you for a future with civilian cafes, restaurants, cafeterias, hotels, hospitals, manufacturing plants, schools and other organizations that have their own dining facilities. Depending on which specialty you pursue, you’ll be able to pursue a career as a cook, chef, meat cutter, butcher or baker. (Video in link, but no picture.)
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You'll have a great place to hold those scalp specimens as a... Medical Laboratory Specialist OVERVIEW The medical laboratory specialist conducts tests on the tissue, blood and body fluids of patients. JOB DUTIES Perform elementary blood banking and clinical laboratory procedures in hematology, immunohematology, clinical chemistry, serology, bacteriology, parasitology and urinalysis Collect blood specimens by venipuncture and capillary puncture Pack, unpack, inspect, store and distribute blood and blood products Assemble, disassemble and maintain laboratory equipment TRAINING Job training for a medical laboratory specialist requires 10 weeks of Basic Combat Training and 52 weeks of Advanced Individual Training, including practice-testing specimens. Some of the skills you’ll learn are: Medical laboratory procedures Study of human parasites and diseases Laboratory administration and record keeping HELPFUL SKILLS Interest in biology, chemistry and algebra Ability to follow detailed procedures precisely COMPENSATION Total compensation includes housing, medical, food, special pay, and vacation time. Learn more about total compensation. FUTURE CIVILIAN CAREERS The skills you learn will help prepare you for a career with privately owned laboratories, hospitals, clinics or research institutions. The certifications available to you after continued study and experience are medical laboratory technician, cytotechnologist and clinical laboratory technician. Specific educational criteria must be met before you can qualify for certification.
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Please get the shells out of the eggs, Nightfyre.
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