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04-09-2014, 10:32 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
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Riskiest Things You've Ever Said to a Cop?
"Your eyes look pretty red, son... you been smoking dope?"
"Your eyes look pretty glazed, officer... you been eating donuts?" --- Another time a cop pulled me over and asked me if I was texting... I told him, "No... I was tweeting." |
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04-11-2014, 12:25 PM
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Is this it?
Join Date: Jan 2004
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Hand cuffed and weighing in at 130 lbs I sat down and said: "Do you think you can holster your gun now so you don't shoot me." My escape on foot failed at the six foot fence. Don't ask.
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Even a superstitious man has certain inalienable rights. He has a right to harbor and indulge his imbecilities as long as he pleases. . . He has a right to argue for them as eloquently as he can, in season and out of season. He has a right to teach them to his children. But certainly he has no right to be protected against the free criticism of those who do not hold them. He has no right to demand that they be treated as sacred. He has no right to preach them without challenge." -H.L. Mencken |
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