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Dave disappeared for a while but there are rumors he might stage a comeback with Chris Rock. http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertai...th-chris-rock/ I'd love to see Chappelle and Rock in one show. I would even be willing to buy a plane ticket. Lord knows neither of those two will set foot in the Midwest.
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04-16-2013, 11:34 PM | #32 |
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Look up Adam Hills. I've seen him live, hilarious guy.
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05-29-2013, 10:42 PM | #33 |
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05-30-2013, 12:43 AM | #34 |
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Bill Burr is the best stand up comic out there right now
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05-30-2013, 06:53 AM | #35 |
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I am working on a joke about going to the strip club during the day. How the lone stripper will sighs and goes to the dressing room to put on her outfit. How the bartender has to stop restocking the drinks to go over to the DJ booth and say "Alright and now comes Shadow to the stage..are you ready for her?.....*Whispers...no seriously are you ready for her? because she might not be out for awhile* Then the stripper comes back out and is like Tony.....the door to the changing room is broke again... call Brad to get this thing open...also we are out of glitter....Then I turn to the DJ/Bartender/ and ask if they are serving lunch yet. Then I have to sign for a U.P.S. that comes in because the bartender and stripper are looking for Brad to open the change room.
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05-30-2013, 03:40 PM | #36 |
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the stripper is now reading the wal-street journal when I walk in.
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05-30-2013, 04:08 PM | #37 |
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05-31-2013, 07:31 AM | #38 |
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Thanks for posting this thread!
I don't watch too much stand up, hence I had never heard of Chris D'Elia... He's got this personality that is very attractive,(not gay) which makes him pretty damn funny. I dig. |
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Bill Burr is frickin hilarious. His Gold Digging whores routine was probably the best stand up i've ever seen since George Carlin.
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Keep doubting J MFing Houston
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Keep doubting J MFing Houston
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Burr is taking my top spot
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