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Old 04-22-2013, 08:39 PM  
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How many cancer sticks have you smoked in your lifetime?

This is a spinoff of a thread highjack....

Here is a calculator that lets you figure how many cigarettes you've smoked in your lifetime.

For those of us who either smoke or have smoked, it is pretty mind-boggling how many coffin nails we've inhaled.

Me, I quit about 16 and a half years ago. Still, I smoked about 118706 cigarettes, or about 5935 packs of cigarettes. The number is probably a bit higher, but still, that is a lot of cigarettes if you think about it.

Another way of looking at it, if you place the cigarettes end to end (assuming king sized, once again, not always the case), I would of smoked a cigarette that was over 5 1/6 miles long.
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Old 04-22-2013, 09:24 PM   #31
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Pack a day for 30 years now.....damn. 219000 of them. 10950 packs. Can't even remember how much they cost when I started in 83'.
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Old 04-22-2013, 09:26 PM   #32
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You're one of those few people that get prettier when they smoke more aren't you?
I'll let you know if I'm still getting carded when I turn 35 in a few months.
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Old 04-22-2013, 09:26 PM   #33
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Old 04-22-2013, 09:33 PM   #34
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Old 04-22-2013, 09:34 PM   #35
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But that number could be low due to "heavy days" during my smoking days.

Shit, what a waste of money and life
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Old 04-22-2013, 09:38 PM   #36
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109575 cigs 5479 packs

But that number could be low due to "heavy days" during my smoking days.

Shit, what a waste of money and life
No kidding. Thanks Fat Elvis for great idea.
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Old 04-22-2013, 09:40 PM   #37
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Showed up about 146,000.

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How long does it take to smoke a cigarette? 15 minutes? That comes to 36,500 hours smoking...1521 days...4 years and 2 months.
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Old 04-22-2013, 09:40 PM   #38
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146,000 is in the past though. Kudos for kicking the habit!
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Old 04-22-2013, 09:47 PM   #39
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Old 04-22-2013, 09:52 PM   #40
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Old 04-22-2013, 09:56 PM   #41
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Old 04-22-2013, 09:57 PM   #42
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It blows my mind that people really smoke a pack a day. I just don't understand it. Isn't that basically a cig an hour? That's just pathetic.
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Old 04-22-2013, 09:59 PM   #43
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Old 04-22-2013, 10:00 PM   #44
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Old 04-22-2013, 10:04 PM   #45
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