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Old 03-19-2013, 02:00 PM  
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Anyone else have a shy bladder?

I'm sitting in my doctors office, holding up the other patients because I can't go. This has happened to me every time I've had to take a drug test too. I have to go bad but when I get in there nothing will come out. So freaking annoying.
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Old 03-19-2013, 05:21 PM   #61
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Old 03-19-2013, 05:22 PM   #62
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I drink over 6 Liters of water a day. That is not the issue at all.

I literally have to either piss in a stall, or if I'm in a urinal I have to put my left arm against the wall in front of me and lean my head into it (so my body is tilted forward) just to piss.

It's annoying as ****.
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Old 03-19-2013, 05:42 PM   #63
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Old 03-19-2013, 05:59 PM   #64
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I used to have to use the poop stall all the time. After 32 years I was finally starting to get over the stage fright but then broke my back. Now I run into bathroom stalls not being big enough for my chair so I do my business right out in the open. I know it may bother some folks but it's not my fault if the business doesn't have a big enough bathroom.

C'mon man. Step up to the plate. Use one of these & you'll never have a belly ache from full bladder.


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Old 03-19-2013, 08:23 PM   #65
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Old 03-19-2013, 08:38 PM   #66
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Old 03-19-2013, 08:43 PM   #67
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Old 03-19-2013, 08:51 PM   #68
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I don't have a shy bladder, but I do have an outgoing colon. I could take a shit with Jesus sitting in the stall next to me.
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Old 03-19-2013, 10:30 PM   #69
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Old 03-19-2013, 10:38 PM   #70
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Interesting. I've often considered reincarnating myself on this board as a black man with a shy bladder, but now I see its no use.
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Old 03-20-2013, 07:22 AM   #71
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It's all psychological so you have to come up with a trigger to trick the mind. Others mentioned singing and solving mathmatical equations. For me, I focus on the wall in front of me searching for irregularities that I can turn into a female body part. As soon as I find the boobs or ass, etc., then shabam!

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Old 03-20-2013, 07:24 AM   #72
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