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Old 08-31-2012, 06:24 PM  
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Why people laugh at Creationists

Taking a lead from Killer Clown I thought I'd create a alternative thread to post some videos I like...

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Here's the Kent Hovind Theory:



"Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books.
Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders.
Do not believe in traditions simply because they have been handed down for many generations.
But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it."

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Old 03-04-2013, 09:57 PM   #2281
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High Tech is Sorcery and the people who are really powerful are literally telling people to commit crimes using the psychic interspace created by the WWW and Wireless. They are controlling peoples actions like drones . The two things are deeply intertwined. The more man's brain interfaces with machines the creepier it gets. They use brains separate from a human body in a supercomputer and you have The Image of the Beast. The military has been doing this since the 50s
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Old 03-04-2013, 10:00 PM   #2282
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As I stated quite some time ago, the only part of the text in that pic that can't be taken directly from a translation of text easily attributed to Hippocrates is the last sentence.

The site http://www.humanistictexts.org/hippocrates.htm offers this translation:

It is thus with regard to the disease called Sacred; it appears to me to be nowise more more sacred than other diseases, but has a natural cause from which it originates like other affections. Men regard its nature and causes as divine from ignorance and wonder, because it is not at all like to other diseases. And this notion of its divinity is kept up by their inability to comprehend it, and the simplicity of the mode by which it is cured, for men are supposedly freed from it by purifications and incantations.


Get it?
This is far closer to a actual quote than anything allegedly said by the fictional jesus. And yet Jenson doesn't get it.
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Old 03-04-2013, 10:07 PM   #2283
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This is far closer to a actual quote than anything allegedly said by the fictional jesus. And yet Jenson doesn't get it.
It looks to me to be very similar to what Neil deGrasse Tyson said. I'm off to bed. Have a nice night.
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Old 03-08-2013, 07:30 AM   #2284
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High Tech is Sorcery and the people who are really powerful are literally telling people to commit crimes using the psychic interspace created by the WWW and Wireless. They are controlling peoples actions like drones . The two things are deeply intertwined. The more man's brain interfaces with machines the creepier it gets. They use brains separate from a human body in a supercomputer and you have The Image of the Beast. The military has been doing this since the 50s
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Old 03-11-2013, 08:43 PM   #2285
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Old 03-11-2013, 10:42 PM   #2286
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Wow, people really are stupid.
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Old 03-22-2013, 01:21 PM   #2287
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High Tech is Sorcery and the people who are really powerful are literally telling people to commit crimes using the psychic interspace created by the WWW and Wireless. They are controlling peoples actions like drones . The two things are deeply intertwined. The more man's brain interfaces with machines the creepier it gets. They use brains separate from a human body in a supercomputer and you have The Image of the Beast. The military has been doing this since the 50s
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Old 03-22-2013, 01:28 PM   #2288
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Old 03-23-2013, 11:21 AM   #2289
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Old 03-24-2013, 11:58 AM   #2290
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"It's just a theory"

I honestly believe that Christians believe the definition of a scientific theory is a group of guys, sitting around and drinking beer while coming up with ideas.
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Old 03-24-2013, 12:20 PM   #2291
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"It's just a theory"

I honestly believe that Christians believe the definition of a scientific theory is a group of guys, sitting around and drinking beer while coming up with ideas.
Sometimes that is the definition of a hypothesis.
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Old 03-24-2013, 01:59 PM   #2292
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Sometimes that is the definition of a hypothesis.
I have a theory about that
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High Tech is Sorcery and the people who are really powerful are literally telling people to commit crimes using the psychic interspace created by the WWW and Wireless. They are controlling peoples actions like drones . The two things are deeply intertwined. The more man's brain interfaces with machines the creepier it gets. They use brains separate from a human body in a supercomputer and you have The Image of the Beast. The military has been doing this since the 50s
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Old 03-24-2013, 02:03 PM   #2293
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I have a theory about that
I've got a fridge full of beer in the basement. Lets test that theory. Bump can be the control group.
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Old 03-24-2013, 03:12 PM   #2294
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I've got a fridge full of beer in the basement. Lets test that theory. Bump can be the control group.
Now this is a theory I can really get behind. And Bump is just the man to judge it.
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High Tech is Sorcery and the people who are really powerful are literally telling people to commit crimes using the psychic interspace created by the WWW and Wireless. They are controlling peoples actions like drones . The two things are deeply intertwined. The more man's brain interfaces with machines the creepier it gets. They use brains separate from a human body in a supercomputer and you have The Image of the Beast. The military has been doing this since the 50s
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High Tech is Sorcery and the people who are really powerful are literally telling people to commit crimes using the psychic interspace created by the WWW and Wireless. They are controlling peoples actions like drones . The two things are deeply intertwined. The more man's brain interfaces with machines the creepier it gets. They use brains separate from a human body in a supercomputer and you have The Image of the Beast. The military has been doing this since the 50s
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