|02-27-2013, 08:56 AM|
Be Kind To Your Pets
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Glorious Independence, MO
Casino cash: $3131748
Melvin R. Weatherwax: Ass Kicker and Name Taker!
Melvin R. Weatherwax: If it wasn't for the police, he'd a kicked Burrito Bill's Ass! How awesome is Melvin R. Weatherwax?
Melvin Weatherwax doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
There used to be a street named after Melvin Weatherwax, but it was changed because nobody crosses Melvin Weatherwax and lives.
Melvin Weatherwax has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
Melvin Weatherwax has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Melvin Weatherwax can cut through a hot knife with butter
Melvin Weatherwax doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it
Death once had a near-Melvin Weatherwax experience
Melvin Weatherwax is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Melvin Weatherwax can slam a revolving door.
Melvin Weatherwax will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Melvin Weatherwax allows to live.
Melvin Weatherwax doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Melvin Weatherwax doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
Melvin Weatherwax does not sleep. He waits.
Melvin Weatherwax made a Happy Meal cry.
Melvin Weatherwax knows what he did, tomorrow.
Melvin Weatherwax knows Victoria's Secret.
Don't mess with Melvin R. Weatherwax!