Misc Pussy Control Issues - Page 3

Cave Johnson · 10:39 AM

After a good long dating career, I may have had my last piece of strange. Met a girl at a SB party who's a solid 8.5 (minimum), younger, fun, educated, good job, same values, etc. She's on a 6 month lease, which creates some implications for moving in down the road.

The problem is her cat, pictured below. It was an ill advised gift from an ex (who I'd now like to kick in the balls). Apparently he's destructive, neurotic, eats uncontrollably, and emphatically does not like my dog. This is not my dog's fault, who's pretty mellow and enjoys licking/humping cats. She's attached to it and feels guilty for leaving said cat alone. Which is the natural and empathetic reaction of a well-adjusted person, but it cuts into certain activities and is generally problematic.

So, any advice you can give on dog/cat acclimation or dealing with a psycho cat in general (other than antifreeze) would be very much appreciated.

King_Chief_Fan · 02-12-2013, 02:38 PM

it's you or the cat.......let her decide.

If she doesn't decide now, you will find out later down the road and it might be you she kicks to the curb...best to know now.

or

You stick that cat in the suitcase that is in the picture and you send it "packing"

Cave Johnson · 02-12-2013, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by ptlyon

I'm calling it right now, TV!

TV?

**morphius** · 02-12-2013, 02:43 PM

You could also try the water gun technique on the cat, or train the dog to stay away from the cat. Understand that cats like attention on their terms, Dogs want attention. Cats will generally leave a situation they don't like, so make sure he can get away.

Dave Lane · 02-12-2013, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by htismaqe

I bet I know whats on the back side of your noggin!

Dave Lane · 02-12-2013, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Cave Johnson

You're aware of the distinction between met and had, right?

There is one? News to me.

houstonwhodat · 02-12-2013, 02:44 PM

Will never work.

ptlyon · 02-12-2013, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cave Johnson

TV?

A tranny Caved his Johnson! A tranny Caved his Johnson!

Cave Johnson · 02-12-2013, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by tooge

teach your dog this trick.

That looks like my dog, but he lacks the intellectual horsepower to pull that plan off.

Chief_For_Life58 · 02-12-2013, 02:52 PM

put leather gloves on..grab it by the neck throw it in a box...drive out of the city...open the box, have your 12 gauge loaded with buck shot, shoot twice just to be sure

lcarus · 02-12-2013, 02:54 PM

God damn guys. How many times do I have to give out this amazing advice?!

+

=

Mr. Pink · 02-12-2013, 02:55 PM

Sounds like she wont come over to **** bc she doesnt want to leave the cat alone at home.

Go to her house and ****? Make the cat watch. Flip it the bird while ****ing. Accidently finish on the cats face and call it good.

Cave Johnson · 02-12-2013, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP

Pics or GTFO.

I know an 8.5 sounds impossible, but for those of us that aren't self-aggrandizing engineers, it's quite possible.

Nickel D · 02-12-2013, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Cave Johnson

Will give it a shot.

Now THAT's the idea!! Nighty-night, fat cat!

threebag02 · 02-12-2013, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigCatDaddy

Pics of said 8.5?

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP

Pics or GTFO.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cave Johnson

I know an 8.5 sounds impossible, but for those of us that aren't self-aggrandizing engineers, it's quite possible.

mr. tegu · 02-12-2013, 03:26 PM

Buy the cat a t-shirt to wear that is not overly tight but not too loose either. This is GUARANTEED to calm the cat down as soon as it is put on. Cats do not like the restraint and it will calm it down and make it less aggressive. This is also good to make them sleep all through the night.

Also, as a bonus, it gives you an excuse to buy her and the cat something simple and she will probably love buying clothes for it.

02-12-2013, 02:02 PM
Cave Johnson MVP Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: E. Bumf***istan Casino cash: $76048	Pussy Control Issues After a good long dating career, I may have had my last piece of strange. Met a girl at a SB party who's a solid 8.5 (minimum), younger, fun, educated, good job, same values, etc. She's on a 6 month lease, which creates some implications for moving in down the road. The problem is her cat, pictured below. It was an ill advised gift from an ex (who I'd now like to kick in the balls). Apparently he's destructive, neurotic, eats uncontrollably, and emphatically does not like my dog. This is not my dog's fault, who's pretty mellow and enjoys licking/humping cats. She's attached to it and feels guilty for leaving said cat alone. Which is the natural and empathetic reaction of a well-adjusted person, but it cuts into certain activities and is generally problematic. So, any advice you can give on dog/cat acclimation or dealing with a psycho cat in general (other than antifreeze) would be very much appreciated. Last edited by Cave Johnson; 02-13-2013 at 10:39 AM..
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02-12-2013, 02:38 PM	#31
King_Chief_Fan Praise Him Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: St. Louis MO Casino cash: $47434	it's you or the cat.......let her decide. If she doesn't decide now, you will find out later down the road and it might be you she kicks to the curb...best to know now. or You stick that cat in the suitcase that is in the picture and you send it "packing" __________________ Ephesians 2:8-10 English Standard Version (ESV) 8 For by grace you have been saved through faith. And this is not your own doing; it is the gift of God, 9 not a result of works, so that no one may boast. 10 For we are his workmanship, created in Christ Jesus for good works, which God prepared beforehand, that we should walk in them.
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02-12-2013, 02:43 PM	#33
morphius World's finest morphius Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $199989	You could also try the water gun technique on the cat, or train the dog to stay away from the cat. Understand that cats like attention on their terms, Dogs want attention. Cats will generally leave a situation they don't like, so make sure he can get away. __________________ Herm Edwards neutering offenses one QB at a time.
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02-12-2013, 02:44 PM	#36
houstonwhodat Veteran Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Parallel Universe Casino cash: $11410	Will never work. __________________ *Sean Payton Is Back And He's Angry*
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02-12-2013, 02:52 PM	#39
Chief_For_Life58 God Damnit Go Chiefs Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: fishin or golfin Casino cash: $20579	put leather gloves on..grab it by the neck throw it in a box...drive out of the city...open the box, have your 12 gauge loaded with buck shot, shoot twice just to be sure
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02-12-2013, 02:54 PM	#40
lcarus Everybody Lies. Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: 22 Acacia Avenue Casino cash: $55931	God damn guys. How many times do I have to give out this amazing advice?! + =
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02-12-2013, 02:55 PM	#41
Mr. Pink Chief Inspiration Officer(CIO) Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Overland Park, Ks Casino cash: $2564	Sounds like she wont come over to ** bc she doesnt want to leave the cat alone at home. Go to her house and ? Make the cat watch. Flip it the bird while ing. Accidently finish on the cats face and call it good. __________________ I once told Scott PeeHole that "He Sucked" to his face. I've slept well ever since.**
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02-12-2013, 03:26 PM	#45
mr. tegu Wishing I was still there. Join Date: Mar 2012 Casino cash: $621	Buy the cat a t-shirt to wear that is not overly tight but not too loose either. This is GUARANTEED to calm the cat down as soon as it is put on. Cats do not like the restraint and it will calm it down and make it less aggressive. This is also good to make them sleep all through the night. Also, as a bonus, it gives you an excuse to buy her and the cat something simple and she will probably love buying clothes for it.
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