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Old 01-29-2013, 02:16 PM  
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Below is a comprehensive flowchart that shows how immigrants can go about obtaining a green card.

This is hysterical, and totally real.

http://immigrationroad.com/green-car...green-card.pdf

It's worth checking out.

It's actually how our current immigration system operates.

Wow.
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Old 01-29-2013, 02:18 PM   #2
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Old 01-29-2013, 02:19 PM   #3
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I want to read this flowchart but I need 's eyes to make out the tiny print. lol
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Old 01-29-2013, 02:19 PM   #4
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I want to read this flowchart but I need 's eyes to make out the tiny print. lol
You can blow up the PDF in the bottom corner to take a closer look.

It's labyrinthine.
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Old 01-29-2013, 02:21 PM   #5
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not any more screwed up than this one:
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Old 01-30-2013, 07:40 AM   #6
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Some friends of ours from Scotland just got theirs. They didn't seem to think it was too hard.
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Old 01-30-2013, 08:29 AM   #7
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I don't really see a problem with it. Am I missing something?
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Old 01-30-2013, 02:52 PM   #8
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You can blow up the PDF in the bottom corner to take a closer look.

It's labyrinthine.
I'm not saying our immigration system isn't a ****ed up labyrinth of bureaucratic bullshit. I'm saying there's a long ****ing line to go through that shit and it forms to the left. Obey the ****ing line.

And BTW, getting approval from just about any government agency to do anything of consequence in the US involves a very similar flow chart. And you wonder why people think Big Government is a problem.
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Old 01-30-2013, 02:56 PM   #9
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I don't really see a problem with it. Am I missing something?
Does the complexity of the system promote illegal immigration and brain draining? Of course, there's not a box and a line for it on the chart, but that could be the result.
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Old 01-30-2013, 02:58 PM   #10
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Have you ever compared this to what it is like to get citizenship in other countries?

I know a young man who moved to Vienna to marry a girl.
He has many requirements, including passing an oral and written test in their native language to prove fluency or he's out.
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Old 01-30-2013, 03:01 PM   #11
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Have you ever compared this to what it is like to get citizenship in other countries?

I know a young man who moved to Vienna to marry a girl.
He has many requirements, including passing an oral and written test in their native language to prove fluency or he's out.
Austria -- the land of the free, the beacon of opportunity, the shining city on the hill for the rest of the world to inspire to.

And the birthplace of Adolf Hitler.
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Old 01-30-2013, 03:04 PM   #12
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Austria is also a place a lot of people in Europe want to live.


Pick another country.


Want to become a citizen of Spain? Russia? Portugal?

Your example proves my point though. The United States IS a hot destination. People from all over the world want to come here to live
to benefit from our opportunities yet they don't want to pay the price of admission. It's a big reward, if you're not willing to go through a
little bit of effort to join the team, you don't deserve the rewards of our citizenship. Period.
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