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Old 01-26-2013, 03:56 PM  
3rd&48ers 3rd&48ers is offline
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So my daughter has a new boyfriend

He is kinda Liberal
He is kinda feminine and weighs about 110 lbs
He speaks like 4 languages
He is a year and a half older
He has been on Missions in Honduras
He works at the local Food Bank + Another job and goes to college...


Should I kill him or let him live...


P.S. He does not like AK-47's
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Old 01-27-2013, 06:11 PM   #166
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Do they have any shared interests? Music, art, whatever...
Bondage, role playing etc. etc.
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Old 01-27-2013, 07:43 PM   #167
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Uh, simple...he's 18, she's too young, taste test his cock. Or, get off it and let nature take its course!
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Old 01-27-2013, 09:39 PM   #168
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If you don't understand "trickle down", get off my lawn.
Any man that weighs less than 235 is a pussy.
One language: 'Merican.
God determines who is smart and who is poor.
If you don't think civilians should have weapons designed for the theatre of war, you're an idiot and a liberal.
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Old 01-27-2013, 09:43 PM   #169
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Requirements to date my daughter:

If you don't understand "trickle down", get off my lawn.
Any man that weighs less than 235 is a pussy.
One language: 'Merican.
God determines who is smart and who is poor.
If you don't think civilians should have weapons designed for the theatre of war, you're an idiot and a liberal.
I could date your daughter but I would be thinking the entire time about what a dickwad her father is so I probably wouldn't. Unless she is amazing at giving head (assuming she is 18+).
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Old 01-27-2013, 09:54 PM   #170
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Requirements to date my daughter:

If you don't understand "trickle down", get off my lawn.
Any man that weighs less than 235 is a pussy.
One language: 'Merican.
God determines who is smart and who is poor.
If you don't think civilians should have weapons designed for the theatre of war, you're an idiot and a liberal.
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Old 01-28-2013, 01:21 AM   #171
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I could date your daughter but I would be thinking the entire time about what a dickwad her father is so I probably wouldn't. Unless she is amazing at giving head (assuming she is 18+).
I'm only 25. If I have an 18 year old daughter, I am proud of myself.
Also,
wat?
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Old 01-28-2013, 01:37 AM   #172
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Any man that weighs less than 235 is a pussy.
Unless you're 6'4", chances are you're a fat ****..
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Old 01-28-2013, 02:26 AM   #173
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Old 01-28-2013, 03:44 AM   #174
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At least hes not a raiders fan. It could be worse.
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Old 01-28-2013, 05:18 AM   #175
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Old 01-28-2013, 06:27 AM   #176
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I could have sworn I read something about you admitting you were pudgy. Most truck drivers are. If not, never mind.
He's so fat a fall of 3 feet (to the edge of a bathtub) broke a rib. That's pretty ****ing fat.
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Old 01-28-2013, 07:48 AM   #177
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Requirements to date my daughter:

If you don't understand "trickle down", get off my lawn.
Any man that weighs less than 235 is a pussy.
One language: 'Merican.
God determines who is smart and who is poor.
If you don't think civilians should have weapons designed for the theatre of war, you're an idiot and a liberal.
I don't think I would want to date your daughter because I wouldn't want to do anything that could conceivably pass along your genes. However, let me address your requirements.

Trickle down is what I do on your lawn, car and bushes.
Chuck Norris weighs 154.
You can't even spell it, let alone require it.
, if God determines who is smart and who is poor, God must hate your ass.
I previously thought civilians shouldn't have weapons of war but I now amend my belief to state your neighbors should have them. If they can take you out before any more damage is done, they deserve the Medal of Freedom.
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Old 01-28-2013, 10:20 AM   #178
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I poured sarcasm over the entire post, but apparently the flavor wasn't strong enough.
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Old 01-28-2013, 10:20 AM   #179
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Old 01-28-2013, 10:46 AM   #180
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He's so fat a fall of 3 feet (to the edge of a bathtub) broke a rib. That's pretty ****ing fat.
If that's the case, then the apple doesn't usually fall too far from the tree (or bathtub). Many, many guys would be good enough for your daughter.
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