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View Poll Results: Pick the three features you would most like to have in a new car.
Ability to serve as mini-RV with comfortable sleeping, cooking, bathroom, etc. 4 6.67%
Can be morphed into different colors/styles in ten minutes via computer design interface 5 8.33%
Can drive itself safely on interstate highways 20 33.33%
Capable of very high acceleration, strong maneuverability, and very high top-end speed 12 20.00%
Changes stoplights from red to green when you approach if there’s no oncoming traffic 18 30.00%
Dash contains autoscanning lifetime free food pass at drive-through for one fast food restaurant of your choice ($10 limit per visit) 6 10.00%
Flight with 100 foot takeoff/landing roll 20 33.33%
Fully amphibious and all-terrain 14 23.33%
Highly luxurious, sold only to people with net worth over $100MM, which is widely known (You were secretly exempt from requirement) 4 6.67%
Requires no fuel (still requires maintenance) 37 61.67%
Self-healing from damage and self-maintaining with no maintenance costs ever (but still requires fuel) 26 43.33%
Self-valet that parks itself after dropping you off and comes when you call it 6 10.00%
X-ray glass allows you to see through up to two layers of pedestrians' clothes 8 13.33%
I really just want a good 8-track player, and not much else. 1 1.67%
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Old 01-17-2013, 01:41 PM  
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Hypothetical: new features in your car.

Which three of the following features would you most like to have in a new car?

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Old 01-17-2013, 02:11 PM   #16
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I'm apparently a niche market. My choices were (in order):

x-ray glass - hey, a car is as much about having fun as it is transportation.

morphable design - how cool would it be to change your design from day to day? Let's add some fins today. Tomorrow, gull wing doors.

no fuel - this barely won the third spot. I don't drive much, so it's not a huge deal for me, but I suspect it adds up over time.

I was very tempted by the highly luxurious option, because that probably opens some doors for you when people see you driving it. I think it's underrated in the poll results so far. I was also tempted by the RV option, but I don't do a lot of road trips. The self-healing one would be good in combination with the x-ray glasses, but I think I could still drive safely. The food one is interesting as well, because it's kind of a financial safety net if I ever become homeless.

If you combined the no fuel, no maintenance, and food one, you could just become a hobo living on America's highways. It'd be nice to have the fourth RV option, too, but we only get three.
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Old 01-17-2013, 02:15 PM   #17
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If your car drives itself can you then have an open container and not get arrested for sitting in the drivers seat drunk? If your answers are yes then this is my new vote(previously no gas)
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Old 01-17-2013, 02:39 PM   #19
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No fuel required and self-healing/no maintenance required are no-brainers for me..

The third would be far less practical but would help me get the booty- so I'd go with the highly exclusive option. Bitches think I'm rich, I have enough cash saved from never paying for gas, oil changes or random malfunctions to take them out for a night on the town, bring them home, bone them, and NEVER speak to them again.

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No Fuel required and Self Healing are the best 2 IMO. My 3rd selection was the 10 minute morphing.
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Just realized that if you have the X-ray option, that shit better be able to either drive or fix itself.

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If you combined the no fuel, no maintenance, and food one, you could just become a hobo living on America's highways. It'd be nice to have the fourth RV option, too, but we only get three.
The "no fuel" and "no maintenance" options are mutually exclusive as you have them written. I would have picked both had that not been the case.
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Huh...I thought my choices were no brainers but apparently not.

I mean HELLO!!! A Flying car?!?! You don't even need the traffic light option because you can just fly over everyone. Hell. Yes.

A personal valet? You would never have to worry about parking anywhere again!

And all this without having to pay for fuel.
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The "no fuel" and "no maintenance" options are mutually exclusive as you have them written. I would have picked both had that not been the case.

Ah, I see what you're saying. I wasn't intending for one to disqualify the other, only that one didn't include the other. I see the problem, though.
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The "no fuel" and "no maintenance" options are mutually exclusive as you have them written. I would have picked both had that not been the case.
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