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Old 01-03-2013, 05:01 PM  
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Very awkward moment
So I'm doing an exam on a new patient a few minutes ago. She's in her late 20's. Attractive face, very sweet, a bit overweight. None of this really matters, cuz I'm happily married. Anyhow, at the end of the exam she says "how old are you"? I tell her I'm 45. I ask her why she wanted to know. She looks at me and wispers "you are sexy". Yikes!!!! My assistant of 16 years is sitting right there taking notes. I try to not make eye contact, and told her, thank you, that is very flattering. Now, she's going to be coming back for treatment and I'm going to be thinking that she thinks I'm sexy the entire time. Thought I'd share.

Oh, and no, I'm not going to gas her and PIIHB you sick ****ers.
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Old 01-03-2013, 11:35 PM   #76
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7.5 years is a common law marriage in some states. You might be able to keep half her shit
Yeah, because men always win in a divorce.
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Old 01-03-2013, 11:42 PM   #77
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Yeah, because men always win in a divorce.
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Old 01-04-2013, 01:05 AM   #78
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Old 01-04-2013, 01:56 AM   #79
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She's probably 5'8 and about 165.
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Old 01-04-2013, 02:03 AM   #80
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No, no, I'm divorce free, so I speak just from hearsay and chuckle at the thought of any man hoping to gain in a divorce. Has it ever happened?
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