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View Poll Results: Who would win in a fight to the death between Simply Red and Zach?
Zach 7 14.00%
Simply Red 32 64.00%
They kill each other 11 22.00%
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Old 12-08-2012, 09:16 PM  
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Who would win in a fight to the death between Simply Red and Zach?

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Small, enclosed arena with no exits. Enough room to maneuver, but not quite enough room for someone just to run away from their opponent.

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Old 12-08-2012, 09:56 PM   #61
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So Zach is wearing white cleats?
Competitors may only wear thin rubber sandals.
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Old 12-08-2012, 09:58 PM   #62
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Are they ribbed? So they can get traction in the mudd?
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Old 12-08-2012, 09:59 PM   #63
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Are they ribbed?
Yes. They're also lubricated.
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Old 12-08-2012, 10:04 PM   #64
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Since SR wouldn't be caught dead in that, it gives him the extra motivation to win.
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Old 12-08-2012, 10:04 PM   #65
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So Zach is wearing white cleats?
He'd better not after labor day, sr would **** him up.
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Old 12-08-2012, 10:09 PM   #66
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they likely end up sucking each others' dicks, though.
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Old 12-08-2012, 10:09 PM   #67
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Old 12-08-2012, 10:12 PM   #68
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Old 12-08-2012, 10:16 PM   #69
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Old 12-08-2012, 10:18 PM   #70
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Old 12-08-2012, 10:20 PM   #71
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okay, so this is tit fighting only. hmmmm
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