Who would win in a fight to the death between Simply Red and Zach?

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

The setting:

Small, enclosed arena with no exits. Enough room to maneuver, but not quite enough room for someone just to run away from their opponent.

The weapons:

Each contestant is armed with a heavy rubber mallet and a small flask of hydrochloric acid.





The rules:

There are no rules.

A small crowd of CP spectators watches through mirrored windows.

[Rams Fan]

Is there padding or no padding in this arena?

[Bugeater]

Originally Posted by lewdog

Hey, did you hear about soccer..................

Exactly. Simply Red puts a gun to his head and pulls the trigger. Zach wins by default.

[Lumpy]

I don't care to know what this is about, but I went w/ SR.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Originally Posted by Rams Fan

Is there padding or no padding in this arena?

The floors and walls are all constructed of wood. It's solid construction. We had Phobia do it all.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Originally Posted by Lumpy

I don't care to know what this is about.

This is about bloodsport.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning

Let's say it's about 12x10.

That's a really small arena. How big is a boxing ring? I'm not questioning you, though.

For some reason, I think Zach is bigger so he's got an advantage in a smaller ring. If it was bigger I'd go with Simply Red, but in a small ring I think Zach wins.

If Simply Red is bigger I'll change my vote.

[tk13]

How much did we pay Phobia to construct this wooden space?

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Originally Posted by Bugeater

Exactly. Simply Red puts a gun to his head and pulls the trigger

Simply Red has Jovan Belcher's gun, but all nine rounds have been expended.

[PunkinDrublic]

Tap out clothing.

[Rams Fan]

Is a cup of hot coffee in a plastic cup present?

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Originally Posted by tk13

How much did we pay Phobia to construct this wooden space?

$500.

[tk13]

Is this treated wood or untreated wood?

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Originally Posted by Rams Fan

Is a cup of hot coffee in a plastic cup present?

Yes, but it's on a perch that's about 8.87642 feet above the floor.

The coffee is decaf, and it's very hot. 1 sugar, 1 non-dairy creamer.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Originally Posted by tk13

Is this treated wood or untreated wood?

It will be treated...with blood.

[Rams Fan]

What about the roof? What is the shape of it? Is it supported well?