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View Poll Results: Who would win in a fight to the death between Simply Red and Zach?
Zach 10 16.39%
Simply Red 38 62.30%
They kill each other 13 21.31%
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Old 12-08-2012, 10:16 PM  
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Who would win in a fight to the death between Simply Red and Zach?

The setting:

Small, enclosed arena with no exits. Enough room to maneuver, but not quite enough room for someone just to run away from their opponent.

The weapons:

Each contestant is armed with a heavy rubber mallet and a small flask of hydrochloric acid.





The rules:

There are no rules.

A small crowd of CP spectators watches through mirrored windows.
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Old 12-08-2012, 10:26 PM   #16
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Old 12-08-2012, 10:27 PM   #17
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Exactly. Simply Red puts a gun to his head and pulls the trigger. Zach wins by default.
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Old 12-08-2012, 10:27 PM   #18
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Old 12-08-2012, 10:28 PM   #19
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The floors and walls are all constructed of wood. It's solid construction. We had Phobia do it all.
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Old 12-08-2012, 10:28 PM   #20
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Old 12-08-2012, 10:29 PM   #21
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Let's say it's about 12x10.
That's a really small arena. How big is a boxing ring? I'm not questioning you, though.

For some reason, I think Zach is bigger so he's got an advantage in a smaller ring. If it was bigger I'd go with Simply Red, but in a small ring I think Zach wins.

If Simply Red is bigger I'll change my vote.
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Exactly. Simply Red puts a gun to his head and pulls the trigger
Simply Red has Jovan Belcher's gun, but all nine rounds have been expended.
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