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Old 08-31-2012, 06:24 PM  
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Why people laugh at Creationists

Taking a lead from Killer Clown I thought I'd create a alternative thread to post some videos I like...

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Here's the Kent Hovind Theory:



"Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books.
Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders.
Do not believe in traditions simply because they have been handed down for many generations.
But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it."

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Old 09-01-2012, 10:50 AM   #46
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Agnostic~
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Old 09-01-2012, 03:49 PM   #47
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a. One who believes that it is impossible to know whether there is a God.
b. One who is skeptical about the existence of God but does not profess true atheism.
2. One who is doubtful or noncommittal about something.
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Old 09-01-2012, 05:20 PM   #48
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Thanks for the effort but that doesn't answer my question.

We can identify/measure any element in the universe, so far as discovered. We understand the building blocks to what we physically see and interact with.

If all that was gone, what would it physically be replaced with? To me it is impossible something higher than us didn't design the conditions we interact with.
You didn't really ask a question that has an answer. If everything was gone what would still be here? How about this one: Can God create a stone that is too heavy for Him to lift?
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Old 09-01-2012, 05:22 PM   #49
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So if I believe in both creationism and evolution what does that make me?
Deist, like Benjamin Franklin.
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Old 09-01-2012, 05:33 PM   #50
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This is a really good Kent Hovind video

"This is arguably one of the most stupid statements I have ever heard."

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Old 09-01-2012, 06:06 PM   #51
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Deist, like Benjamin Franklin.
Franklin was not the only Deist among our founding fathers~
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Old 09-01-2012, 06:22 PM   #52
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"This is arguably one of the most stupid statements I have ever heard."

You've obviously never seen my cheap-ass mom make a sammich.
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Old 09-01-2012, 09:47 PM   #53
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OK I changed them out just for you. I still think they were a humorous way to make a point though.
MUCH BETTER!

One interesting point that is touched upon is that Hovind keeps saying there was higher atmospheric pressure which allowed for larger creatures. This part is likely to be true. Just not in ANY WAY how he perceives it.

Without a thicker atmosphere it is almost impossible to explain the size of dinosaurs and it IS impossible to explain pterosaurs being able to fly. There are a number of people who believe in a thicker atmosphere theory but for some odd reason it is not well accepted. This has nothing to do with Hovind's nonsense, it's just an interesting thing that often gets overlooked in regards to paleobiology.
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Old 09-02-2012, 01:00 AM   #54
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Here's why I laugh at Creationists (and I've shared this before: It's ALL me):

If Jesus was the son of God, all he need to say were one of three things so that future generations would believe him:

1. The Earth is not flat
2. The Earth is not the center of the universe. It revolves around the Sun, not the other way around.
3. Hey Jews, pack your bags. We're heading to North America!
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Old 09-02-2012, 01:02 AM   #55
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Here's why I laugh at Creationists (and I've shared this before: It's ALL me):

If Jesus was the son of God, all he need to say were one of three things so that future generations would believe him:

1. The Earth is not flat
2. The Earth is not the center of the universe. It revolves around the Sun, not the other way around.
3. Hey Jews, pack your bags. We're heading to North America!
He did say all of those things.. he just only told it to the Mormons.
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Old 09-02-2012, 01:06 AM   #56
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He did say all of those things.. he just only told it to the Mormons.
I think one of the dudes on Planet Kolob may have mentioned that last time we were all partying but I was too busying getting serviced by three blondes hotties who gave great blowjobs but due to their religion, shunned intercourse.

Their loss.
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Old 09-02-2012, 01:11 AM   #57
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I think one of the dudes on Planet Kolob may have mentioned that last time we were all partying but I was too busying getting serviced by three blondes hotties who gave great blowjobs but due to their religion, shunned intercourse.

Their loss.
Man, mormons have this shit figured out!

ALTHOUGH! I think we could create a better one ourselves... when I start my cult, you want to be a prophet? I'm taking applications. Though it is tempting to make this a female only cult(barring me of course). Hmmm, need to work out the specifics on this.
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Old 09-02-2012, 01:12 AM   #58
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Man, mormons have this shit figured out!

ALTHOUGH! I think we could create a better one ourselves... when I start my cult, you want to be a prophet? I'm taking applications. Though it is tempting to make this a female only cult(barring me of course). Hmmm, need to work out the specifics on this.
It's already been figured out and it's called "Hollywood Producer".

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Old 09-02-2012, 01:12 AM   #59
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Agnostic
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b. One who is skeptical about the existence of God but does not profess true atheism.
2. One who is doubtful or noncommittal about something.
Yeah, so?

This is what you posted "agnostic" to:

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So if I believe in both creationism and evolution what does that make me?
What does that have to do with God ?
Not even definition #2 fits, necessarily. As one can believe in both creationism and evolution without it meaning they are doubtful about either.
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It's already been figured out and it's called "Hollywood Producer".

But I don't want to have to do any WORK... oh wait... still Hollywood Producer. Damn, I may be in for a mid-life career change!
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