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Old 08-31-2012, 07:24 PM  
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Why people laugh at Creationists
Taking a lead from Killer Clown I thought I'd create a alternative thread to post some videos I like...

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Here's the Kent Hovind Theory:



"Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books.
Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders.
Do not believe in traditions simply because they have been handed down for many generations.
But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it."
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Old 08-31-2012, 11:12 PM   #31
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So if I believe in both creationism and evolution what does that make me?
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Old 08-31-2012, 11:22 PM   #32
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Catholic.
While your prognosis is correct, raised Catholic, what I think isn't close to what they taught.
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Old 09-01-2012, 12:01 AM   #33
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So if I believe in both creationism and evolution what does that make me?
A synthesis?
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Old 09-01-2012, 12:17 AM   #34
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Old 09-01-2012, 12:33 AM   #35
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Man this thread is going places...NOT... This thread is the equivalent of getting your piece caught in your zipper.

If you want something scientific you should look here...

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...262893&page=33
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Old 09-01-2012, 12:57 AM   #36
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Man this thread is going places...NOT... This thread is the equivalent of getting your piece caught in your zipper.

If you want something scientific you should look here...

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...262893&page=33
Yeah, the problem is that that guy is a nut.
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Old 09-01-2012, 02:21 AM   #37
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I believe all religions as we know them were dreamed up by humans to explain why things are. They are equal in that they can't really complete that task. I think they are just ways for humans to cope in getting through this 'life'.

I believe in the big bang too. My view of creationism, what we are, what we see, what we live, came from something smarter than us. It's like we could be an experiment in a petri dish. It doesn't mean a higher being cares if we kill each other or even know we exist.

One thing no scientist can explain exactly is what would replace the universe if it didn't exist. Everything we know can be measured in physical elements. What if it was gone? What would take it's place? What would there be if the universe didn't exist?

My view of creationism is it pre-dates the big bang. The bb was just a reaction created by something/someone that made it happen.

I know what you're going to say but I haven't toked up in years.
that's ok i'll toke for both of us...

interesting view, seems eminently reasonable...

if the universe didn't exist we wouldn't be here either, so we won't ever know what might exist without the universe we know...

i couldn't even speculate what might be if the universe wasn't...
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Old 09-01-2012, 06:12 AM   #38
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So if I believe in both creationism and evolution what does that make me?
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“Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful.”
Seneca *(Roman philosopher, mid-1st century AD)
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High Tech is Sorcery and the people who are really powerful are literally telling people to commit crimes using the psychic interspace created by the WWW and Wireless. They are controlling peoples actions like drones . The two things are deeply intertwined. The more man's brain interfaces with machines the creepier it gets. They use brains separate from a human body in a supercomputer and you have The Image of the Beast. The military has been doing this since the 50s
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Old 09-01-2012, 08:19 AM   #41
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Here's our friend Kent Prisoner Hovind:

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Dave Lane thanks God for Religious people, for without them to hate it's just a long slow plod to the grave.
So, Jesus is coming, right?
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Old 09-01-2012, 08:25 AM   #43
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This is a really good Kent Hovind video

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No, just the stupid cartoon ones. And yes the videos in the other thread were so mind numbingly stupid I just assumed they were a joke.
OK I changed them out just for you. I still think they were a humorous way to make a point though.

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High Tech is Sorcery and the people who are really powerful are literally telling people to commit crimes using the psychic interspace created by the WWW and Wireless. They are controlling peoples actions like drones . The two things are deeply intertwined. The more man's brain interfaces with machines the creepier it gets. They use brains separate from a human body in a supercomputer and you have The Image of the Beast. The military has been doing this since the 50s
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If you want something scientific you should look here...

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