Chiefsplanet League Fantasy Football

[Sofa King]

http://games.espn.go.com/ffl/leagueo...&seasonId=2012


Team Names = CP Usernames
Chasing You All Rapey = OTWP
Steve McNair's Shotgun Offense = Pestilence
S.S Date Rape = DJ's Left Nut
Legitimate Rape = SNR
The Forcible Rape Forcefield= Mr. Flopnuts
F#%K ESPN = Detoxing
Wylie Coyote = Sofa King
The Right 18 = DeezNutz
****ing pillowbiter = Hootie
Mighty Quinns = ChiefsCountry
TD's -N-Beer = Nzoner
Draft Dodger = DaKCMan

[Sofa King]

I'd also like to apply for the job.


2011 Fantasy Leagues

1 out of 12
1 out of 12
1 out of 8
1st Survivor League
1st out of 16
1st out of 10
CP league
1st out of 8,907

There's my resume. My auction strategy is to buy all the best players after everyone else has spent their money on the "Big name" losers.

[OnTheWarpath58]

Guess I gotta decide on a team name for this season. Archer-centric, of course.

Choices:


My Pet Ocelot

Germany - The Alabama of Europe

Chasing You All Rapey

Dick Sledge

"M" As In "Mancy"

[MoreLemonPledge]

Originally Posted by Hulk Hogan

I'd also like to apply for the job.


2011 Fantasy Leagues

1 out of 12
1 out of 12
1 out of 8
1st Survivor League
1st out of 16
1st out of 10
CP league
1st out of 8,907

There's my resume. My auction strategy is to buy all the best players after everyone else has spent their money on the "Big name" losers.

That strategy was great 5 years ago when auctions were still pretty rare. That's the strategy everyone uses now, and the smart owners will get the best players for a steal because everyone is being too conservative.

There is no real strategy for an auction, and that's why it's the best draft format. You can go into it with a certain mindset, but be forced to do something completely different. It separates the men from the boys.

[SNR]

Originally Posted by Rams Fan

In.

Please summarize your team-building philosophy using as many cliches and buzzwords as possible. Remember to use plenty of obvious qualities that account for all options and strategies (Ex: "In an auction draft, I look for good, solid, reliable players who TDs and get yards, but I'm also willing to see around the corners and pick players who maybe are not obvious choices. Remember, it's about finding the right corps of guys")

Also, if you can, please post your relationship to Bill Parcells in under 3 degrees.

[Sofa King]

Originally Posted by MoreLemonPledge

That strategy was great 5 years ago when auctions were still pretty rare. That's the strategy everyone uses now, and the smart owners will get the best players for a steal because everyone is being too conservative.

There is no real strategy for an auction, and that's why it's the best draft format. You can go into it with a certain mindset, but be forced to do something completely different. It separates the men from the boys.

I hear ya. I filled an entire auction team last year for $30.

It's all about saving team money.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Originally Posted by SNR

Also, that ****ing troll Flopnuts shouldn't be allowed back.

Still was pretty funny though

I don't even remember. The last couple of years have been a drunken haze. I didn't do it.

[OnTheWarpath58]

Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58

Looks like Rams Fan is going to get the job.

And I'm the asshole owner of the year, firing his GM after a week.

I was able to change my flight and can make the draft.

[OnTheWarpath58]

Oh...

For now, I've decided to change my team name to "Chasing You All Rapey".

I'll make a final decision before the draft.

[DJ's left nut]

Originally Posted by Hacksaw Jim Duggan

Wee Baby Seamus is DJ's Left Nut.

I became S.S. Date Rape for the playoffs last year and with some success, so we're going to go that route.

Unless I start losing, in which case !@#$ you guys, I'm changing my name. That's just how I roll...

[Pestilence]

I've changed my team name.

It's now "Steve McNair's Shotgun Offense".

[Inmem58]

Damn I don't come here much, but I'd like to join if there's an open spot.


Good luck fellas

[DeezNutz]

This still happening? If so, Hulk, I need you to PM me the invite, please.

[Sofa King]

You don't need an invite. Just go to espn and click on the league page. It'll take you there.

http://games.espn.go.com/ffl/leagueo...&seasonId=2012

[SNR]

The name has been decided.

I'm Fighting 1st Round 5-techs

****ing ESPN won't let me spell out the numbers so I can illustrate the alliteration.

[Sofa King]

I'm gonna go with 1st Round Fighting 5-Techs.