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Old 07-05-2012, 08:41 AM  
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Old 08-04-2012, 01:04 PM   #136
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There's my resume. My auction strategy is to buy all the best players after everyone else has spent their money on the "Big name" losers.
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Old 08-04-2012, 04:18 PM   #137
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Guess I gotta decide on a team name for this season. Archer-centric, of course.

Choices:


My Pet Ocelot

Germany - The Alabama of Europe

Chasing You All Rapey

Dick Sledge

"M" As In "Mancy"
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Old 08-04-2012, 06:39 PM   #138
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2011 Fantasy Leagues

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1st out of 10
CP league
1st out of 8,907

There's my resume. My auction strategy is to buy all the best players after everyone else has spent their money on the "Big name" losers.
That strategy was great 5 years ago when auctions were still pretty rare. That's the strategy everyone uses now, and the smart owners will get the best players for a steal because everyone is being too conservative.

There is no real strategy for an auction, and that's why it's the best draft format. You can go into it with a certain mindset, but be forced to do something completely different. It separates the men from the boys.
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Old 08-04-2012, 06:58 PM   #139
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Please summarize your team-building philosophy using as many cliches and buzzwords as possible. Remember to use plenty of obvious qualities that account for all options and strategies (Ex: "In an auction draft, I look for good, solid, reliable players who TDs and get yards, but I'm also willing to see around the corners and pick players who maybe are not obvious choices. Remember, it's about finding the right corps of guys")

Also, if you can, please post your relationship to Bill Parcells in under 3 degrees.
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Old 08-05-2012, 01:26 PM   #140
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That strategy was great 5 years ago when auctions were still pretty rare. That's the strategy everyone uses now, and the smart owners will get the best players for a steal because everyone is being too conservative.

There is no real strategy for an auction, and that's why it's the best draft format. You can go into it with a certain mindset, but be forced to do something completely different. It separates the men from the boys.
I hear ya. I filled an entire auction team last year for $30.

It's all about saving team money.
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Old 08-06-2012, 01:58 PM   #141
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Also, that ****ing troll Flopnuts shouldn't be allowed back.

Still was pretty funny though
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Old 08-13-2012, 06:40 PM   #142
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Looks like Rams Fan is going to get the job.
And I'm the asshole owner of the year, firing his GM after a week.

I was able to change my flight and can make the draft.
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Old 08-13-2012, 06:54 PM   #143
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Oh...

For now, I've decided to change my team name to "Chasing You All Rapey".

I'll make a final decision before the draft.
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Old 08-14-2012, 08:13 AM   #144
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I became S.S. Date Rape for the playoffs last year and with some success, so we're going to go that route.

Unless I start losing, in which case !@#$ you guys, I'm changing my name. That's just how I roll...
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Old 08-16-2012, 03:29 PM   #145
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Old 08-18-2012, 11:50 AM   #146
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Old 08-22-2012, 03:30 PM   #147
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Old 08-22-2012, 03:45 PM   #148
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You don't need an invite. Just go to espn and click on the league page. It'll take you there.

http://games.espn.go.com/ffl/leagueo...&seasonId=2012
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Old 08-22-2012, 05:32 PM   #149
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The name has been decided.

I'm Fighting 1st Round 5-techs

****ing ESPN won't let me spell out the numbers so I can illustrate the alliteration.
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Old 08-22-2012, 09:09 PM   #150
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I'm gonna go with 1st Round Fighting 5-Techs.
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