Home Mail MemberMap Chat (0) Wallpapers
Go Back   ChiefsPlanet > Hall of Classics

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 07-21-2012, 02:57 AM  
Count Zarth Count Zarth is online now
Emperor of the Universe
 
Count Zarth's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Casino cash: $10240622
The Declaration Of Independence, MO - The People vs. Matthew Gus Brennan Cassel

The Declaration Of Independence, MO


The People vs. Matthew Gus Brennan Cassel


When in the course of football events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the fandom bands which have connected them with a Quarterback, and to assume among the Powers of the NFL, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Football and of the NFL's Goodell entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all Quarterbacks are not created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain Unalienable Talents, that among these are Arm Strength, Accuracy and the Pursuit of Championships.

That to secure these talents, Quarterbacks are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the Consent of the Fanbase, That whenever any Form of Quarterback becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Quarterbacks, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Attendance At Arrowhead and Hope For A Championship.

Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Quarterbacks Long Established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably The Same Offense evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to Throw Off Such Quarterbacks, and to provide new Guards (however, neither left nor right) for their Future Rooting Interests.

Such has been the patient sufferance of these Chiefs Fans; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Offense. The history of the present Quarterback is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an Absolute Run-First Offense over the State of Missouri.


To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.


Cassel 3:16


Spoiler!


Playoff Teams Beat Cassel At An Alarming Rate


Spoiler!


Winning Teams Beat Cassel At An Alarming Rate


Spoiler!


Cassel Lacks Deep Passing Ability


Spoiler!


Cassel Makes Offensive Linemen Worse


Spoiler!


Cassel Struggles Against Good Defenses At An Alarming Rate


Spoiler!


Cassel Struggles Against Elite Quarterbacks At An Alarming Rate


Spoiler!



We, therefore, the Representatives of the United States of Chiefs Fans, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme GM of Arrowhead for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Chiefs, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Chiefs fans are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent of Matthew Gus Brennan Cassel.

That they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the Patriot Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of New England, is and ought to be totally dissolved.

And that as Free and Independent Chiefs Fans, they have full Power to levy Boos, conclude Peace, contract Alliances with Dwayne Bowe, establish Commerce with Top Five Picks, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent Fans may of right do.

And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Playoff Fortunes and our Sacred Fandom.


SIGN BELOW


This post made possible by SNR, Coogs and The Gang Of 14.
Statistics compiled by ESPN, PFF and PFR

Dedicated to 'Hamas' Jenkins, our Patrick Henry, who said "Give Me Sanchez, Or Give Me Death."









For further details, please review The Pioli Facts.

The Declaration has been updated with statistics from 2012 and FINALIZED. Remove Matt Cassel from Kansas City. FOREVER.

Last edited by Count Zarth; 12-26-2012 at 08:03 AM..
Posts: 165,290
Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 07-21-2012, 03:02 AM   #2
|Zach| |Zach| is offline
For The Glory Of The City
 
|Zach|'s Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Kansas City
Casino cash: $46354
Holy shit you have no life.
__________________
Posts: 45,563
|Zach| has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.|Zach| has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.|Zach| has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.|Zach| has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.|Zach| has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.|Zach| has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.|Zach| has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.|Zach| has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.|Zach| has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.|Zach| has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.|Zach| has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.
  Reply With Quote
Old 07-21-2012, 03:06 AM   #3
Chief_For_Life58 Chief_For_Life58 is offline
Veteran
 
Chief_For_Life58's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Lawrence
Casino cash: $71003
Chief for life approves this message
Posts: 2,925
Chief_For_Life58 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliChief_For_Life58 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliChief_For_Life58 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliChief_For_Life58 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliChief_For_Life58 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliChief_For_Life58 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliChief_For_Life58 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliChief_For_Life58 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliChief_For_Life58 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliChief_For_Life58 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliChief_For_Life58 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitelli
  Reply With Quote
Old 07-21-2012, 03:08 AM   #4
Count Zarth Count Zarth is online now
Emperor of the Universe
 
Count Zarth's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2002
Casino cash: $10240622
Quote:
Originally Posted by |Zach| View Post
Holy shit you have no life.
SEIZE THE TRAITOR
Posts: 165,290
Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 07-21-2012, 03:29 AM   #5
Munson Munson is offline
Roy E.
 
Munson's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Olathe, KS
Casino cash: $2000040740
There is so much Cassel fail in this thread that I can't even wrap my mind around it.

F*** YOU PIOLI!
Posts: 4,544
Munson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Munson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Munson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Munson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Munson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Munson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Munson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Munson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Munson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Munson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Munson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.
  Reply With Quote
Old 07-21-2012, 03:45 AM   #6
Bane Bane is offline
C.H.I.E.F.S
 
Bane's Avatar
 

Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: **** your face
Casino cash: $232024
If Pioli watched that and didn't hang himself I'd shit bricks!
Posts: 12,616
Bane 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliBane 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliBane 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliBane 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliBane 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliBane 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliBane 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliBane 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliBane 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliBane 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliBane 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitelli
  Reply With Quote
Old 07-21-2012, 03:52 AM   #7
Fruit Ninja Fruit Ninja is offline
KCXIV
 
Fruit Ninja's Avatar
 

Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Central Valley, Cali
Casino cash: $621162
lol, Everyone needs to tweet this shit out to Anyone thats in the media. haha
Posts: 22,952
Fruit Ninja Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Fruit Ninja Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Fruit Ninja Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Fruit Ninja Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Fruit Ninja Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Fruit Ninja Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Fruit Ninja Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Fruit Ninja Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Fruit Ninja Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Fruit Ninja Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Fruit Ninja Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.
  Reply With Quote
Old 07-21-2012, 04:00 AM   #8
Munson Munson is offline
Roy E.
 
Munson's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Olathe, KS
Casino cash: $2000040740
This is the greatest anti-Cassel manifesto ever written in the history of the world.
Posts: 4,544
Munson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Munson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Munson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Munson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Munson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Munson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Munson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Munson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Munson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Munson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Munson is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.
  Reply With Quote
Old 07-21-2012, 04:09 AM   #9
BigMeatballDave BigMeatballDave is offline
That's a spicy meatball!
 
BigMeatballDave's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: My Kenworth
Casino cash: $6481
So, Cassel sucks?

Brand new information.
Posts: 50,391
BigMeatballDave has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.BigMeatballDave has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.BigMeatballDave has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.BigMeatballDave has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.BigMeatballDave has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.BigMeatballDave has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.BigMeatballDave has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.BigMeatballDave has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.BigMeatballDave has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.BigMeatballDave has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.BigMeatballDave has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.
  Reply With Quote
Old 07-21-2012, 04:16 AM   #10
Count Zarth Count Zarth is online now
Emperor of the Universe
 
Count Zarth's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2002
Casino cash: $10240622
Also, Barret got this ball rolling.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Barret View Post
Is there a chance that someone could come up with a sticky post that lists ALL the damning evidence against Matt Cassel so we can have it in 1 area? This way if someone has to educate the brain dead minions out there we can just link that and be done with it.

Thank you in advance if someone steps up to the plate and completes such a thing.
Posts: 165,290
Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 07-21-2012, 04:29 AM   #11
Fruit Ninja Fruit Ninja is offline
KCXIV
 
Fruit Ninja's Avatar
 

Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Central Valley, Cali
Casino cash: $621162
Only thing missing is the matt in the hat gif. That was total ****ing failure against the Chargers. lol
Posts: 22,952
Fruit Ninja Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Fruit Ninja Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Fruit Ninja Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Fruit Ninja Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Fruit Ninja Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Fruit Ninja Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Fruit Ninja Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Fruit Ninja Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Fruit Ninja Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Fruit Ninja Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Fruit Ninja Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.
  Reply With Quote
Old 07-21-2012, 04:50 AM   #12
threebag02 threebag02 is offline
Snacks Are Under My Apron
 
threebag02's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Wichita, Kansas
Casino cash: $172275
I ****ing hate you Matt Cassel.
__________________
Posts: 5,719
threebag02 has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.threebag02 has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.threebag02 has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.threebag02 has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.threebag02 has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.threebag02 has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.threebag02 has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.threebag02 has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.threebag02 has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.threebag02 has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.threebag02 has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.
  Reply With Quote
Old 07-21-2012, 05:30 AM   #13
Ace Gunner Ace Gunner is offline
First Overall
 
Ace Gunner's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: kcmo
Casino cash: $11021613


hahahaha Brilliant W. (name withheld)
__________________
two five
Posts: 10,384
Ace Gunner is too fat/Omaha.Ace Gunner is too fat/Omaha.Ace Gunner is too fat/Omaha.Ace Gunner is too fat/Omaha.Ace Gunner is too fat/Omaha.Ace Gunner is too fat/Omaha.Ace Gunner is too fat/Omaha.Ace Gunner is too fat/Omaha.Ace Gunner is too fat/Omaha.Ace Gunner is too fat/Omaha.Ace Gunner is too fat/Omaha.
  Reply With Quote
Old 07-21-2012, 05:35 AM   #14
-King- -King- is offline
▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓
 
-King-'s Avatar
 

Join Date: Jan 2009
Casino cash: $109915
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dave View Post
So, Cassel sucks?

Brand new information.
Pretty much.
Posted via Mobile Device
Posts: 38,353
-King- is obviously part of the inner Circle.-King- is obviously part of the inner Circle.-King- is obviously part of the inner Circle.-King- is obviously part of the inner Circle.-King- is obviously part of the inner Circle.-King- is obviously part of the inner Circle.-King- is obviously part of the inner Circle.-King- is obviously part of the inner Circle.-King- is obviously part of the inner Circle.-King- is obviously part of the inner Circle.-King- is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 07-21-2012, 05:52 AM   #15
BoneKrusher BoneKrusher is offline
That's Right
 
BoneKrusher's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Bluefield, Virginia
Casino cash: $1587711
i only have one question after looking at this thread.
how can Pioli or any GM in the league say Matt Cassel is our starter?
__________________


For Those About To Rock...I Salute You

Posts: 6,957
BoneKrusher wants to die in a aids tree fire.BoneKrusher wants to die in a aids tree fire.BoneKrusher wants to die in a aids tree fire.BoneKrusher wants to die in a aids tree fire.BoneKrusher wants to die in a aids tree fire.BoneKrusher wants to die in a aids tree fire.BoneKrusher wants to die in a aids tree fire.BoneKrusher wants to die in a aids tree fire.BoneKrusher wants to die in a aids tree fire.BoneKrusher wants to die in a aids tree fire.BoneKrusher wants to die in a aids tree fire.
  Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 01:41 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.0
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.