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Old 09-28-2011, 10:49 PM  
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Jay Leno mentions the Chiefs again
"Despite having broken ribs, QB Tony Romo led his Dallas Cowboys to victory Monday night, it's pretty amazing. Second game in a row."

[Crowd applause]

"Tony Romo led his team to victory despite having cracked ribs. In a related story today the Kansas City Chiefs coach took his QB, Matt Cassel, out and broke his ribs."
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Old 09-29-2011, 12:26 AM   #31
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Denis Leary basically ripped off the I'm an Asshole stuff he does from Louis C.K.

I guess not exactly ripped it off, but Louis went on right before Denis and Denis liked the bit so much he ran with it during his set....then made a song and pretty much a successful career out of it and Louis stopped doing that bit since someone else used it.
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Old 09-29-2011, 07:38 AM   #32
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Denis Leary basically ripped off the I'm an Asshole stuff he does from Louis C.K.

I guess not exactly ripped it off, but Louis went on right before Denis and Denis liked the bit so much he ran with it during his set....then made a song and pretty much a successful career out of it and Louis stopped doing that bit since someone else used it.
hadn't heard that one, but I was aware that he'd stolen a LOT from bill hicks. are you sure you aren't thinking about his thievery from hicks?
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Old 09-29-2011, 08:01 AM   #33
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Why does he keep making jokes about a Midwestern NFL team that most people in this country could give a damn about? LA is the joke of the NFL; second largest city in America doesn't even have ONE team.
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Old 09-29-2011, 08:04 AM   #34
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I thought it was worth a small chuckle.



Why does Leno even acknowledge our shitty franchise? Because Cassel really is that horrific.
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Old 09-29-2011, 10:00 AM   #35
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"Despite having broken ribs, QB Tony Romo led his Dallas Cowboys to victory Monday night, it's pretty amazing. Second game in a row."

[Crowd applause]

"Tony Romo led his team to victory despite having cracked ribs. In a related story today the Kansas City Chiefs coach took his QB, Matt Cassel, out and broke his ribs."
Yeah, I caught that last night. Too bad Leno didn't know that Cassel does have a rib problem, not enough of them.
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Old 09-29-2011, 10:04 AM   #36
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I thought it was worth a small chuckle.



Why does Leno even acknowledge our shitty franchise? Because Cassel really is that horrific.
You got that right. We're a league-wide joke. I was watching Inside the NFL and they were showing the Chiefs / Chargers highlights and the Charger players were mocking Cassel as he was on the sidelines before the last drive and saying, "Hey Cassel, we need a turnover." The rest is history...
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Old 09-29-2011, 10:05 AM   #37
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Old 09-29-2011, 10:41 AM   #38
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Old 09-29-2011, 10:56 AM   #39
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Jay Leno can kiss Conan's dick.
Hell I don't even care for Conan most of the time. He's better than Letterman or Leno or any of the other late night goons, but I still don't make it a point to ever watch his show.
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Old 09-29-2011, 11:04 AM   #40
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Old 09-29-2011, 11:09 AM   #41
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Hard to believe that anybody still watches either Leno or Letterman with all the other choices available on the late night tube.

That being said....i laughed when i read it.
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Old 09-29-2011, 11:31 AM   #43
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hadn't heard that one, but I was aware that he'd stolen a LOT from bill hicks. are you sure you aren't thinking about his thievery from hicks?
Nope, that's straight from Louie when he was on Opie and Anthony.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwhxqnCyoGo
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