Gladiator Round 1, Match 16: RockChalk vs. big nasty kcnut

[Rain Man]

RockChalk:

3 hand grenades

Backup bowie knife

Prep time: 80 seconds



big nasty kcnut:

Crossbow and 6 bolts

Backup bowie knife

Prep time: 71 seconds



Venue:


A flat plain, no trees for miles in any direction, during a raging violent thunderstorm

Starting Distance: 14 feet

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Pestilence

And how do you plan on getting out of the situation where someone throws a grenade 10 feet away from you?

If he throws himself on it, he could win a Medal of Honor. I think it would help if there were some Marines nearby, though. Jumping on one when you're by yourself doesn't get the same heroic reception.

[MOhillbilly]

Originally Posted by Pittsie

Retard speed.

you be nice.

[tooge]

Originally Posted by 4th and Long

I'm a little bothered that a decade long member of this board is being referred to as a retard. It's obvious some of you don't know his story.

I'm a little bothered that you just used the "R" word.

[big nasty kcnut]

yeah i may be a retard but I'll be the one banging your girlfriend when you're out with your friends.

[tooge]

Originally Posted by big nasty kcnut

yeah i may be a retard but I'll be the one banging your girlfriend when you're out with your friends.

so take that

[Fire Me Boy!]

Originally Posted by 4th and Long

I'm a little bothered that a decade long member of this board is being referred to as a retard. It's obvious some of you don't know his story.

I am harping on his writing mainly because the dude says he's a writer, wants to be a writer, acts like a writer and authors a blog, but can't write a coherent sentence to save his life. And when he's been offered the help he needs to become a better writer (I've personally offered to help him), he does nothing to help himself. I have little patience and/or respect for that.

[Sofa King]

Originally Posted by big nasty kcnut

yeah i may be a retard but I'll be the one banging your girlfriend when you're out with your friends.

sig worthy

[MOhillbilly]

Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!

I am harping on his writing mainly because the dude says he's a writer, wants to be a writer, acts like a writer and authors a blog, but can't write a coherent sentence to save his life. And when he's been offered the help he needs to become a better writer (I've personally offered to help him), he does nothing to help himself. I have little patience and/or respect for that.

let it go.

bottom line, hes one of us. he is his own person. that should be good enough for any ****in man.

[seclark]

Originally Posted by big nasty kcnut

yeah i may be a retard but I'll be the one banging your girlfriend when you're out with your friends.

****em all, nut.

[Cave Johnson]

Originally Posted by MOhillbilly

you be nice.

Jokes are WAY funnier when you have to explain them. See, the mentally handicapped are known for their strength, not speed. And the kicker is, Nut isn't even mentally retarded, having cerebal palsy (or something similar).

Originally Posted by big nasty kcnut

yeah i may be a retard but I'll be the one banging your girlfriend when you're out with your friends.

How'd that out of town girl work out, Nut.... hit it and quit it?

[big nasty kcnut]

also i won't kill people i'll just be here and banging the female in your family who is the hottest so hard she'll walk with a limp.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by big nasty kcnut

also i won't kill people i'll just be here and banging the female in your family who is the hottest so hard she'll walk with a limp.

Oh, that would be his younger sister.

[loochy]

Originally Posted by Pittsie

Retard speed.

That's a bit of an oxymoron there sir.

[loochy]

Originally Posted by MOhillbilly

let it go.

bottom line, hes one of us. he is his own person. that should be good enough for any ****in man.

Unfortunately, it's not enough for my dad.

[Iowanian]

Originally Posted by big nasty kcnut

yeah i may be a retard but I'll be the one banging your girlfriend when you're out with your friends.

I've always heard the statement once in a while that a person had a certain type of freak strength...referred to as "Rword-Strength"


Something tells me that Nut is a wombwrecker from way back because his extra muscle is right where your sister likes it.

*he also used the proper "your" and "you're". Bravo