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Old 07-05-2011, 09:21 AM  
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Old 07-06-2011, 11:35 AM   #46
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And how do you plan on getting out of the situation where someone throws a grenade 10 feet away from you?

If he throws himself on it, he could win a Medal of Honor. I think it would help if there were some Marines nearby, though. Jumping on one when you're by yourself doesn't get the same heroic reception.
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Old 07-06-2011, 11:35 AM   #47
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Old 07-06-2011, 11:37 AM   #48
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I'm a little bothered that a decade long member of this board is being referred to as a retard. It's obvious some of you don't know his story.
I'm a little bothered that you just used the "R" word.
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Old 07-06-2011, 11:37 AM   #49
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yeah i may be a retard but I'll be the one banging your girlfriend when you're out with your friends.
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Old 07-06-2011, 11:38 AM   #50
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yeah i may be a retard but I'll be the one banging your girlfriend when you're out with your friends.
so take that
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Old 07-06-2011, 12:01 PM   #51
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I'm a little bothered that a decade long member of this board is being referred to as a retard. It's obvious some of you don't know his story.
I am harping on his writing mainly because the dude says he's a writer, wants to be a writer, acts like a writer and authors a blog, but can't write a coherent sentence to save his life. And when he's been offered the help he needs to become a better writer (I've personally offered to help him), he does nothing to help himself. I have little patience and/or respect for that.
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Old 07-06-2011, 12:04 PM   #52
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Old 07-06-2011, 12:05 PM   #53
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I am harping on his writing mainly because the dude says he's a writer, wants to be a writer, acts like a writer and authors a blog, but can't write a coherent sentence to save his life. And when he's been offered the help he needs to become a better writer (I've personally offered to help him), he does nothing to help himself. I have little patience and/or respect for that.

let it go.

bottom line, hes one of us. he is his own person. that should be good enough for any ****in man.
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Old 07-06-2011, 12:06 PM   #54
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yeah i may be a retard but I'll be the one banging your girlfriend when you're out with your friends.
****em all, nut.
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Old 07-06-2011, 12:25 PM   #55
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you be nice.
Jokes are WAY funnier when you have to explain them. See, the mentally handicapped are known for their strength, not speed. And the kicker is, Nut isn't even mentally retarded, having cerebal palsy (or something similar).

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yeah i may be a retard but I'll be the one banging your girlfriend when you're out with your friends.
How'd that out of town girl work out, Nut.... hit it and quit it?
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Old 07-06-2011, 12:31 PM   #56
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also i won't kill people i'll just be here and banging the female in your family who is the hottest so hard she'll walk with a limp.
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Old 07-06-2011, 12:32 PM   #57
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also i won't kill people i'll just be here and banging the female in your family who is the hottest so hard she'll walk with a limp.
Oh, that would be his younger sister.
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Old 07-06-2011, 12:33 PM   #58
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That's a bit of an oxymoron there sir.
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Old 07-06-2011, 12:39 PM   #59
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let it go.

bottom line, hes one of us. he is his own person. that should be good enough for any ****in man.
Unfortunately, it's not enough for my dad.
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Old 07-06-2011, 12:57 PM   #60
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yeah i may be a retard but I'll be the one banging your girlfriend when you're out with your friends.

I've always heard the statement once in a while that a person had a certain type of freak strength...referred to as "Rword-Strength"


Something tells me that Nut is a wombwrecker from way back because his extra muscle is right where your sister likes it.

*he also used the proper "your" and "you're". Bravo
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