Wanna Get With My Mom? - Page 7

KurtCobain · 06:36 PM

My mom is a former abused teen parent/turned good mom/turned lesbian crackhead/turned straight methhead/turned prisoner/turned recovered lonely addict who loves god and life and is very sweet and nice now.

She is a stupid ho. The kind that breaks into her kid's apartment, cleans it, and charges him 50 dollars.

Her long time boyfriend finally just got some decent time in the slammer and she's given up. So she's just great now. No mo ho. But she's lonely. And she's 49. I told her once she hits fifty, she's going to probably be alone forever, so she's freaking out about that.

Anybody want to bang her? Let me know.

I have a screening process.

JD10367 · 05-27-2011, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

I'm guessing you've sampled the goods?

I think I've seen them in a video on xhamster.

KurtCobain · 05-27-2011, 08:14 PM

And no, I haven't sampled the goods.

BWillie · 05-27-2011, 08:16 PM

Is this your mom? You posted it on my Chiefsplanet "wall"...

KurtCobain · 05-27-2011, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by BWillie007

Is this your mom? You posted it on my Chiefsplanet "wall"...

I think the question is, wtf is wrong with you? That's not my mom.

Marcellus the True · 05-27-2011, 08:17 PM

Never again.

JD10367 · 05-27-2011, 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BWillie007

Is this your mom? You posted it on my Chiefsplanet "wall"...

If that's his mom I'll change my vote.

SPchief · 05-27-2011, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by KurtCobain

I think the question is, wtf is wrong with you? That's not my mom.

Well duh, her tits aren't saggy enough

**Rain Man** · 05-27-2011, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by BWillie007

Is this your mom? You posted it on my Chiefsplanet "wall"...

I can't stand it when their top underwear doesn't match their bottom underwear. It really bothers me.

And while we're at it, I can't stand the word "panties" and really wish there was a more adult term for women's bottom underwear. "Panties" sound like something a six year-old girl wears.

BWillie · 05-27-2011, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by KurtCobain

I think the question is, wtf is wrong with you? That's not my mom.

God damn it

Deberg_1990 · 05-27-2011, 08:30 PM

Wheres the "Id rather get with Gaz" option?

JD10367 · 05-27-2011, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

I can't stand it when their top underwear doesn't match their bottom underwear. It really bothers me.

Know how I know you're gay?

Quote:

And while we're at it, I can't stand the word "panties" and really wish there was a more adult term for women's bottom underwear. "Panties" sound like something a six year-old girl wears.

"Panties" is a fine word. It implies a) female and b) sexy/skimpy. What word would you prefer? "Drawers"? "Bloomers"? "Skivvies"? What's better than having a hot sexy woman whispering something like, "You make my panties wet" or "I want you to take my panties off?" Sounds much hotter than "I want you to take my bloomers off."

KurtCobain · 05-27-2011, 08:33 PM

I do like the term bloomers. And while we're on that, is Knickerbockers shorts or pants or underwear?

Gadzooks · 05-27-2011, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JD10367

Know how I know you're gay?

"Panties" is a fine word. It implies a) female and b) sexy/skimpy. What word would you prefer? "Drawers"? "Bloomers"? "Skivvies"? What's better than having a hot sexy woman whispering something like, "You make my panties wet" or "I want you to take my panties off?" Sounds much hotter than "I want you to take my bloomers off."

Agree - The girl wears uderpants. The woman wears panties

**Rain Man** · 05-27-2011, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JD10367

Know how I know you're gay?

If the top doesn't match the bottom, it tells me that they didn't put any thought into it. It drops them down from an ideal goddess image and makes them painfully and acutely mortal. Instead of curves and hips and nipples, it immediately brings to mind her doing laundry. It's just not cool.

Quote:

Originally Posted by JD10367

"Panties" is a fine word. It implies a) female and b) sexy/skimpy. What word would you prefer? "Drawers"? "Bloomers"? "Skivvies"? What's better than having a hot sexy woman whispering something like, "You make my panties wet" or "I want you to take my panties off?" Sounds much hotter than "I want you to take my bloomers off."

I think that's the problem. There is not a single good existing word for women's bottom underwear. It goes straight from pedophile (panties) to grandma (bloomers). We need a new word that really focuses in on adult women. Something like "vulvaglove" or "moundcovers" or something.

**DeezNutz** · 05-27-2011, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

I think that's the problem. There is not a single good existing word for women's bottom underwear. It goes straight from audiophile (panties) to grandma (bloomers). We need a new word that really focuses in on adult women. Something like "vulvaglove" or "moundcovers" or something.

The word exists and it's "thong."

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05-26-2011, 11:47 PM
KurtCobain Banned Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Ban City, USA Casino cash: $14798240	Wanna Get With My Mom? My mom is a former abused teen parent/turned good mom/turned lesbian crackhead/turned straight methhead/turned prisoner/turned recovered lonely addict who loves god and life and is very sweet and nice now. She is a stupid ho. The kind that breaks into her kid's apartment, cleans it, and charges him 50 dollars. Her long time boyfriend finally just got some decent time in the slammer and she's given up. So she's just great now. No mo ho. But she's lonely. And she's 49. I told her once she hits fifty, she's going to probably be alone forever, so she's freaking out about that. Anybody want to bang her? Let me know. I have a screening process. Last edited by KurtCobain; 10-26-2011 at 06:36 PM..
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05-27-2011, 08:14 PM	#92
KurtCobain Banned Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Ban City, USA Casino cash: $14798240	And no, I haven't sampled the goods.
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05-27-2011, 08:33 PM	#102
KurtCobain Banned Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Ban City, USA Casino cash: $14798240	I do like the term bloomers. And while we're on that, is Knickerbockers shorts or pants or underwear?
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