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Old 05-26-2011, 11:47 PM  
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Wanna Get With My Mom?
My mom is a former abused teen parent/turned good mom/turned lesbian crackhead/turned straight methhead/turned prisoner/turned recovered lonely addict who loves god and life and is very sweet and nice now.

She is a stupid ho. The kind that breaks into her kid's apartment, cleans it, and charges him 50 dollars.

Her long time boyfriend finally just got some decent time in the slammer and she's given up. So she's just great now. No mo ho. But she's lonely. And she's 49. I told her once she hits fifty, she's going to probably be alone forever, so she's freaking out about that.

Anybody want to bang her? Let me know.

I have a screening process.
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Old 05-27-2011, 11:43 AM   #61
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Old 05-27-2011, 12:33 PM   #62
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Old 05-27-2011, 01:06 PM   #63
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Old 05-27-2011, 02:12 PM   #64
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Old 05-27-2011, 02:14 PM   #65
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Old 05-27-2011, 03:06 PM   #66
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Does she have any teeth?
Fake ones.
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Old 05-27-2011, 03:11 PM   #67
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Old 05-27-2011, 03:14 PM   #68
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Fake ones.
Nice.
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Old 05-27-2011, 03:15 PM   #69
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Nice.
You want her to gum it?
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Old 05-27-2011, 03:18 PM   #70
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You want her to gum it?
Less chance she involves some teeth in the act.
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Old 05-27-2011, 03:20 PM   #71
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Less chance she involves some teeth in the act.
So we flying her out to Cali?

Your wife gonna mind?
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Old 05-27-2011, 03:33 PM   #72
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Old 05-27-2011, 03:37 PM   #73
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So we flying her out to Cali?
No.
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Old 05-27-2011, 03:39 PM   #74
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So, on the for real, is somebody going to **** my mom or what?
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