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Old 05-26-2011, 11:47 PM  
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Wanna Get With My Mom?
My mom is a former abused teen parent/turned good mom/turned lesbian crackhead/turned straight methhead/turned prisoner/turned recovered lonely addict who loves god and life and is very sweet and nice now.

She is a stupid ho. The kind that breaks into her kid's apartment, cleans it, and charges him 50 dollars.

Her long time boyfriend finally just got some decent time in the slammer and she's given up. So she's just great now. No mo ho. But she's lonely. And she's 49. I told her once she hits fifty, she's going to probably be alone forever, so she's freaking out about that.

Anybody want to bang her? Let me know.

I have a screening process.
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Old 05-27-2011, 09:18 AM   #46
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Old 05-27-2011, 09:22 AM   #47
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Old 05-27-2011, 09:24 AM   #48
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Old 05-27-2011, 09:28 AM   #49
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I HATE the off season....
The off season is when all of the male bonding takes place. Wuz a matta? Don't like bonding with your fellow CP brethren?
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Old 05-27-2011, 09:29 AM   #50
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Old 05-27-2011, 09:32 AM   #51
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Old 05-27-2011, 10:02 AM   #52
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Old 05-27-2011, 10:24 AM   #53
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Old 05-27-2011, 10:25 AM   #54
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Old 05-27-2011, 10:26 AM   #55
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Old 05-27-2011, 10:32 AM   #56
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Old 05-27-2011, 10:38 AM   #57
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The off season is when all of the male bonding takes place. Wuz a matta? Don't like bonding with your fellow CP brethren?
I think you're taking the idea of "bonding" waaaaaay too literally....
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Old 05-27-2011, 10:41 AM   #58
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Old 05-27-2011, 11:20 AM   #59
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Old 05-27-2011, 11:27 AM   #60
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